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wordematics 

1: Like mathematics, however, "words" are used instead of "numbers" when performing calculations. 2: A method used to create a type of word called a "portmanteau."
Example

Words + Mathematics

= "Wordematics"
wordematics by Rosskopf January 4, 2014
Related Words
"Add a little bit of wourder."- Brad Leone
wourder by Dleensa July 12, 2019

free worder 

someone who puts one letter on the end of one of your words in words with friends or scrabble and ends up getting a bunch of undeserved points
boy 1=damn john just stuck an s on the end of my word and got 24 points

boy 2= he always does that hes a sneaky free worder
free worder by stdo7 April 8, 2012

I gotta piss like a wounded Jap 

What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.
Situation 1:

Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!

Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.

Situation 2:

Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!

worderer (as in word murderer)

(noun) A mindless, thoughtless piece of shit who has no regard for the English language and demonstrates it frequently by leaving off modifiers such as adverbs and other word endings rendering them incomplete in an effort to sound cool or "hip". Worderer also applies to assholes who misuse or substitute and replace words that sound similar, also known as 'Bunkerisms' as in Archie Bunker from the 1970s CBS hit sitcom.
Example 1
Steve: Hey man, did you see the meteor shower last night?
John: No. I slept through it.
Steve: That's too bad. It was incred, Bro; beyond spectac. The whole show was a real sight to behold. Quite invig. Don't I speak like a douche?
John: Why, yes you do! You're such a worderer (as in word murderer).

Example 2
When the man in the restaurant began to choke, AnnaMaria shouted, "Does anyone know the Heineken remover?"

Wounded Warsong 

One of the most popular music composed by Akira Yamaoka for Silent Hill 4: the Room. Its style is similar to that of a native american music with a combination of modern music. It is heard half-way in the game, signing the player's fateful mission.
Person 1: What's that heart-pounding music I hear?

Person 2: It's Wounded Warsong...
Wounded Warsong by Mrs.Satan November 15, 2009