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a family who's every movement is related, in some way, to something on America's Funniest Home Videos.
I think i saw the worden family on AFHV last night.
worden by niggggers July 7, 2008
It is a great place to grow up if you dont want to smell big city smog and deal with 300 people in your class, but if you dont like the outdours you will go crazy.
most of wyoming, but worden is not gay
worden by cokykid May 14, 2011
A person known particularly for their hatred of animals, often becomes angry violent towards everyone at inopportune moments.
oh no, not worden again
Worden by king Ali April 28, 2011

Walter Worden 

to beat the ever-loving shit out of someone. the reference comes from a small town in Vermont where a 6'8", 300 pound Home Depot associate lives and works. his sheer size alone sends feat into the heart of others and he could EASILY beat anyone's ass.
dude, stop annoying me or else.
or else what?
or else I'm going to Walter Worden you into the fucking ground!
okay okay...I'm sorry!
Walter Worden by JJRITCH February 21, 2022

Michael Worden

A term for a man who is and will be the greatest living being on the planet. While there were many great men, a MICHAEL WORDEN is one who rises above them all with his amazing sexual prowess and powerful thumbs. BTW, a MICHAEL WORDEN also can lift like 50 pounds into the air.
That dude is totally a Michael Worden, I want to sex him up good, right after he helps me lift my lamp onto that shelf.
Michael Worden by MikeFromStu August 25, 2011

Dixie Lee Worden 

The girl with the finest booty in the whole world.
That's nice ,but it's no Dixie Lee Worden booty!
Dixie Lee Worden by Tiple D October 15, 2017