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Worth Shit 

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- This saying can be used in a positive or negative way, to compliment or insult a person/place/thing/ etc...
Positive meaning:
Guy 1- Man, this guy's dancing skills is seriously worth shit.
Guy 2- Yeah man, he's going places.

Negative meaning:
Guy 1- Like my car? I got it just last week.
Guy 2- Haha, man...this car ain't worth shit.

Sarcastic:
Guy 1- This antique will be worth thousands of dollars in years to come.
Guy 2- Yeah man...it'll be worth some serious shit...really.
Worth Shit by mojo86 May 30, 2006
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ain't worth shit 

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Not even worthy of feces.
Love is worth its weight in gold, but a kiss from Dave's mom ain't worth shit.
ain't worth shit by tybrenis December 15, 2012

Not worth jack shit 

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Not worth the trouble or the value
That car's not worth jack shit
Not worth jack shit by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Worth A Shit 

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Worth time and effort to put in
Person A: "was investing in Apple profitable??"

Person B; "yeah, investing was worth a shit"
Worth A Shit by c4l3bb March 13, 2025

worth its weight in shit 

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when an article that was written as to be extremely insightful, groundbreaking, and mentions the word "killer app" in every other paragraph turns out to ultimately be 17 pages of shit.

Given how much paper weighs and how much 17 pages weighs, the equivalent amount of shit is pretty worthless hence, it's worth its weight in shit.
This 17 page article that used the word killer app fifteen times is worth its weight in shit.

Not worth a shite 

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Irish saying. Describes something which is completely useless and valueless. Alternatively, can be used to describe a completely incompetent person. To Irish people, this phrase is used to refer to something which is below even the value of feces. In other words, the worst level of uselessness something can possibly reach.
My lawnmower isn't worth a shite!

Tom: Jesus Christ, how are we after losing 8-0 again?
Joe: Face it Tom, Paddy's not worth a shite in goal. He's as likely to save anything as he is giving up the drink.
Not worth a shite by Jotinmick April 18, 2018

worthship 

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worthship is my ignorance failure to see the value of something,until another shows me it`s true worth
jesus said in john 17 i have revealed your true character
jesus came to show men the true worthship of GOD,
BY LIVING A LIFE OF PLEASING GOD
worthship by BLAZO February 21, 2011
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