Worth Shit

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- This saying can be used in a positive or negative way, to compliment or insult a person/place/thing/ etc...

Positive meaning:
Guy 1- Man, this guy's dancing skills is seriously worth shit.
Guy 2- Yeah man, he's going places.

Negative meaning:
Guy 1- Like my car? I got it just last week.
Guy 2- Haha, man...this car ain't worth shit.

Sarcastic:
Guy 1- This antique will be worth thousands of dollars in years to come.
Guy 2- Yeah man...it'll be worth some serious shit...really.

Worth Shit by mojo86 May 30, 2006

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ain't worth shit

Not even worthy of feces.

Love is worth its weight in gold, but a kiss from Dave's mom ain't worth shit.

ain't worth shit by tybrenis December 15, 2012

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Not worth jack shit

Not worth the trouble or the value

That car's not worth jack shit

Not worth jack shit by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

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Worth A Shit

Worth time and effort to put in

Person A: "was investing in Apple profitable??"

Person B; "yeah, investing was worth a shit"

Worth A Shit by c4l3bb March 13, 2025

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worth its weight in shit

when an article that was written as to be extremely insightful, groundbreaking, and mentions the word "killer app" in every other paragraph turns out to ultimately be 17 pages of shit.

Given how much paper weighs and how much 17 pages weighs, the equivalent amount of shit is pretty worthless hence, it's worth its weight in shit.

This 17 page article that used the word killer app fifteen times is worth its weight in shit.

worth its weight in shit by nil12312424 June 3, 2011

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Not worth a shite

Irish saying. Describes something which is completely useless and valueless. Alternatively, can be used to describe a completely incompetent person. To Irish people, this phrase is used to refer to something which is below even the value of feces. In other words, the worst level of uselessness something can possibly reach.

My lawnmower isn't worth a shite!

Tom: Jesus Christ, how are we after losing 8-0 again?
Joe: Face it Tom, Paddy's not worth a shite in goal. He's as likely to save anything as he is giving up the drink.

Not worth a shite by Jotinmick April 18, 2018

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worthship

worthship is my ignorance failure to see the value of something,until another shows me it`s true worth

jesus said in john 17 i have revealed your true character
jesus came to show men the true worthship of GOD,
BY LIVING A LIFE OF PLEASING GOD

worthship by BLAZO February 21, 2011

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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