Worm Wood 

A limp erection...rendering itself useless to the owner.

Britney: I heard Josh has worm wood, is this true?

Emily: Yes this is very true. It is because he Noob Tubes.

Worm Wood by WWJ September 28, 2008

Wood Worm 

A smarmy old pervert that walks around with a creepy smile and a perpetual hard on.

The mall is full of wood worms tonight. Watch out.

Wood Worm by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2016

wormwood

A plant presrcibed by Hippocrates back in the day for jaundice, rheumatism, anemia, and menstrual pains. Has a bitter taste. Has been used for 3500 years to get rid of intestinal worms. It's real name is Absinthium which celebrates it's more known use in Absinthe. It's also known as vermouth.

Person: What makes that Absinthe taste so bad?
Bartender: The wormwood.
Person: Then why does Vermouth taste so good?
Bartender: Vermouth doesn't have wormwood in it, it's a German translation of wormwood.

wormwood by lollipop7081 December 18, 2005

wormwood

The name of a star in the biblical book of Revelation which falls to earth and poisons the waters.

Given the bitterness of the plant, Wormwood was a good choice for the name of the star that poisons the waters in the book of Revelation.

wormwood by Rod Brock July 30, 2006

wormwood

A teacher. Usually wears polka-dotted dresses, is waiting to retire, takes a lot of medication, and is a heavy smoker and drinker.

Originally from Calvin and Hobbes.

I'm sure it'd be interesting to have a wormwood as a friend, but not as a teacher for you children, unless your child needs to be slapped upside the head every one in a while.

wormwood by Cagefight December 7, 2006

Wormwood

A plant man from Don’t Starve who lives because of the moon and cant make friends.

Don’t Starver 1:Hey who do you main? Don’t Starver 2:I main wormwood. Don’t Starver 3:He sucks in normal Don’t Starve

Wormwood by I want cake April 23, 2021

Wormwood

Erectile disfunction,one who's penis will not become erect but stays limp like a worm

Girl 1: OMG I was makin out with this guy and he wouldn't get hard!

Gril 2: that's what you call Wormwood

Wormwood by big dawg b January 5, 2009