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warmageddon 

n. The oft-predicted final battle over the destiny of Earth's soul between the believers in global warming and the followers of Satan (or between the Global Warming Conspirators and the Holders of the True Knowledge).

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Pretty frigid today, ehh?

That's a sign of the coming warmageddon.

How is that even possible?

You'll see. You'll all see!
warmageddon by gnostic 1 October 3, 2013
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Warmageddon 

A song by the band soulfly, or Warmageddon is a fantasy saga told in short stories and presented online in comic book and comic strip format.
Dude! did you hear the song Warmageddon by soulfly? its sick!
Warmageddon by Buddy Daniels June 23, 2011

Workmageddon 

When out of nowhere, time critical and urgent priority work starts piling up with a soul crushing impossibility of success.
Dude, what happened? You were supposed to join us for lunch.

Well, I was out the door when Nicole asked me to help with one little thing while she went to the bathroom. Little did I know the execs were heading downstairs to unleash workmageddon.
Workmageddon by Apricottarte March 3, 2015

Armageddon garden 

A garden you plant to sustain your life during the hard times your paranoid mind is telling will come soon, like world wars, alien invasions, dirty nuclear terrorist attack, massive chinese hacking or zombie pandemics.
Example: "When the grid goes down and lines of distribution are cut, we will have enough produce from our own gardens to keep ourselves alive" (from the Armageddon Garden Club).
Armageddon garden by Hofesh November 14, 2011

Barmageddon

1. The scene of a final battle between the forces of good and evil, prophesied to occur at the end of the steamworld.

2. A decisive or catastrophic conflict.
Barmageddon Example:

Sunday, May 2nd 2010
Barmageddon by vAnCiTyCaNaDa September 9, 2010

whamageddon 

A game, where the goal is to avoid hearing the son "Last Christmas" by Wham for as long as possible. The game typically starts 1st of December and lasts until Christmas Eve. The game is trust-based and you only lose if you hear the original.
"Damnit, thanks to the music at Wal-Mart I lost whamageddon and must reside in whamhalla until xmas"
whamageddon by Erlink December 22, 2017

carmageddon 2 

A great game made by "SCI games" and "Stainless software LTD" where the aim of the game is...

1) To race around a track against over cars (killing people is helpful as it gives you more time to race) or...

2) To destroy all apposeing cars and not "waste" yourself.

carmageddon 2 isnt the best game of all time but pretty damn good!
Eagle 3: Ohh your screwd Kutter!
Kutter: Ohh cock!

*Kutter gets wasted*

Eagle 3: W00T!
Hawk 3: I shall kill you!

*....Hawk 3 gets wasted*

I love carmageddon 2!
carmageddon 2 by shaun gardner August 23, 2006
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