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Wordington 

Wordington as a noun is a city that only exists in the minds of people that inhabit it.

Wordington as an adjective is used to describe things that would be found inside of Wordington, generally the worst possible thing.
Wordington residents also have a deep instinct desire to see black men twerking (thug-shaker) by nature.
Every self respecting Wordington citizen agrees that having “Wordington” in your Reddit username is unfunny as fuck and gets you deported to Retardington.
“Bro my sister is a neo-nazi

Average Wordington resident
Wordington by JohnSwagma November 13, 2022

Wordington 

1. Adjective: Silly, Goofy silly, Offbeat, or Quirky in a slightly disturbing way
2. Adjective: In relation to Wordington
Used exclusively in incomplete sentences with only one or two other words. Makes you sound mentally disabled.
Person 1: My (20F) BF (20M) embarasses me with his crusader pepe jacket everywhere we go. How do I convince him it's not "based"?
Person 2: Wordington fashion statement
...
Person 1: holy crap my balls popped
Person 2: Wordington balls
Wordington by NerdyH October 3, 2022

Wordington 

Used to describe something goofy or out of place
*Cat absolutely fuckin ballin*
Guy 1: "Woah, is that cat really ballin'?"
Guy 2: "Wordington Cat 🐈"
Wordington by Wordingtonian October 23, 2022

Wordliness 

Not to be confused with wordiness, which is using more words than is necessary.

Wordliness is similar to worldliness. It is the capacity for someone to use a vast plethora of words/phrases in a sophisticated and intelligent manner, usually with far more scope than the average individual.

An individual who is wordly is someone for whom language is both a joy and an adventure. You would describe someone as wordly in the same way that you would describe other individuals as worldly. Again, be careful not to confuse wordly with wordy.
Shakespeare demonstrates far greater wordliness than the average individual; he is unthinkably wordly.
Wordliness by anselhelm January 26, 2011

One-wording 

If ur trying to get at a chick and she texts u one word.
You: Hey gurlll!

Her: hey

you: what you doing tonight?

Her: nothing

You: oh, u wanna do something with me?

Her: uhmmmm. maybe.

You: Man this bitch keeps one-wording me.

Ur friend: eh, shes not that into you dude.

You: wtf?
One-wording by Reeseo21 July 31, 2009

Wording up my fucks 

When an individual transposes the words in a statement that they are attempting to speak. Common amongst drunks and teens.
Hey man you wanna beer me my pass?
Oh man did I just word up my fucks

(To Teacher named Ms.Head)
Ms.Tape can you give me some Head?
I'm sorry im just wording up my fucks.