woody hoody

Birth control method for prevention of pregnancy also known as a condom or latex prophylactic.

He was getting ready for the prom, and did not forget to pack a woody hoody, for later in his hotel room.

by Jilly Golightly September 21, 2013

Woody hoody

Using a leaf in place of a condom.

My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

hoody woody

What happens when you are wearing a zip up sweatshirt and it curls up when you sit down in the lower half of the sweatshirt and making it appear as if you have a boner.

Guy1: Hey man fix your sweatshirt you got a hoody woody.
Guy2: o thanks man always happens when i sit down.

by thatdidjusthappen January 7, 2011

hoody for the woody

Another word for a condom.
Hoody - being the condom and
Woody - being the hard dick the hoody covers.

guy 1: "we goin out tonight?"
guy 2: "Hell yeah man! just gotta grab a hoody for the woody."

by the man with the hoody's December 9, 2008

woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

Wood Hood

Slang for the typical male condom.

I gotta remember to pop by the drug store to pick up some wood hoods.

by logantrox September 15, 2011

wood-hood

A place where cows and fields are plentiful, the most un-hood place on this planet

You been cow tippin in the wood-hood before?

by Eric moss January 14, 2007