woodhump

1.Taking you're girlfriend in the woods. 2.Humping while in the woods. 3. Humping a piece of wood.

1. I'm going wood humping today!
2. What you gonna do, wood hump?
3. Man that piece of wood feels so good!

by Dillon April 18, 2004

Canadian Wood Hump

The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.

"Hey Jake wanna do the Canadian Wood Hump?!"
"Well Sure De Doo i would like to jess."

by Canadian Wood Hump February 8, 2021