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When a female has an erect, hard, throbbing clitoris; female equivalent of a male having wood.

That guy is so hot, he could even give a lesbian a wood chip!

wood chip by southern_starshine October 8, 2011

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Wood Chip

A person who lives with chainsaws and 2 stroke gasoline. Likes to harvest wood in its natural state. Also known to cut down telephone poles for fire wood. i.e. "City Logger".
Facial appearances are similar to "Roofers".

"He said he was a "Bird evictor", but I knew he was a "Wood chip".

Wood Chip by bonedust April 14, 2010

morning wood chip

When a female wakes up with an erect, hard, throbbing clitoris, often after having an erotic dream; female equivalent of a male having morning wood.

I had such a hot dream last that I woke up with a morning wood chip.

morning wood chip by southern_starshine October 8, 2011

Wood Chipper

A device that is very useful for disposing of bodies quickly

is that your friend in the wood chipper?

Wood Chipper by Mr. Jiggs January 9, 2008

Wood Chipper Worthies

A genre designed to adaquately catagorize those people who have so royally destroyed their public reputation that they are worth being fed into a wood chipper. In this manner all their "friends" which they have insulted or offended beyond repair can be satisfied by their slow and agonizing demise. A Wood Chipper Worthy is any person who deserves to die by slowly being processed into mulch.

Some Wood Chipper Worthies might include: Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, psychotic and demented friends and family, and other random people you don't like.

Wood Chipper Worthies by The Wood Chipper May 6, 2009

Wood Chipper

A chick that uses her teeth when performing fellatio.

Dan's dick is all banged up because Lauren is a wood chipper.

Wood Chipper by Jmac-Gtown April 11, 2009

wood chipper

Putting your penis (wood) in the vagina doggie style while the girl is puking in the toilet

After a heavy night of drinking, I gave my girl the wood chipper while she was puking.

wood chipper by shessy shoseph June 21, 2010

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026