wood chip 

When a female has an erect, hard, throbbing clitoris; female equivalent of a male having wood.

That guy is so hot, he could even give a lesbian a wood chip!

wood chip by southern_starshine October 8, 2011

Wood Chip 

A person who lives with chainsaws and 2 stroke gasoline. Likes to harvest wood in its natural state. Also known to cut down telephone poles for fire wood. i.e. "City Logger".
Facial appearances are similar to "Roofers".

"He said he was a "Bird evictor", but I knew he was a "Wood chip".

Wood Chip by bonedust April 14, 2010

morning wood chip 

When a female wakes up with an erect, hard, throbbing clitoris, often after having an erotic dream; female equivalent of a male having morning wood.

I had such a hot dream last that I woke up with a morning wood chip.

morning wood chip by southern_starshine October 8, 2011

Wood Chipper

A device that is very useful for disposing of bodies quickly

is that your friend in the wood chipper?

Wood Chipper by Mr. Jiggs January 9, 2008

Wood Chipper Worthies 

A genre designed to adaquately catagorize those people who have so royally destroyed their public reputation that they are worth being fed into a wood chipper. In this manner all their "friends" which they have insulted or offended beyond repair can be satisfied by their slow and agonizing demise. A Wood Chipper Worthy is any person who deserves to die by slowly being processed into mulch.

Some Wood Chipper Worthies might include: Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, psychotic and demented friends and family, and other random people you don't like.

Wood Chipper Worthies by The Wood Chipper May 6, 2009

Wood Chipper

A chick that uses her teeth when performing fellatio.

Dan's dick is all banged up because Lauren is a wood chipper.

Wood Chipper by Jmac-Gtown April 11, 2009

wood chipper

Putting your penis (wood) in the vagina doggie style while the girl is puking in the toilet

After a heavy night of drinking, I gave my girl the wood chipper while she was puking.

wood chipper by shessy shoseph June 21, 2010