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When a female wakes up with an erect, hard, throbbing clitoris, often after having an erotic dream; female equivalent of a male having morning wood.
I had such a hot dream last that I woke up with a morning wood chip.
by southern_starshine October 08, 2011

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When a female has an erect, hard, throbbing clitoris; female equivalent of a male having wood.
That guy is so hot, he could even give a lesbian a wood chip!
by southern_starshine October 08, 2011

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