southern_starshine's definitions

morning wood chip

When a female wakes up with an erect, hard, throbbing clitoris, often after having an erotic dream; female equivalent of a male having morning wood.

I had such a hot dream last that I woke up with a morning wood chip.

by southern_starshine October 8, 2011

wood chip

When a female has an erect, hard, throbbing clitoris; female equivalent of a male having wood.

That guy is so hot, he could even give a lesbian a wood chip!

by southern_starshine October 8, 2011