chocolate walrus

When two homosexual men perform fellatio on each other in a position that straight people refer to as the 69 position. After both men ejaculate they procede to poop on each others face, similar to 2 girls 1 cup.
Jason: Dude, is Jim making out with that guy that looks like Johnny Damon?

Chris: He sure is.

Jason: That is so gay. They will probably chocolate walrus tonight.

Chris: That is a guarantee my friend.
by Jmac-Gtown October 15, 2008
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Wood Chipper

A chick that uses her teeth when performing fellatio.
Dan's dick is all banged up because Lauren is a wood chipper.
by Jmac-Gtown April 12, 2009
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queef squirt

When a woman sucks in air using her kegel muscles creating an air bubble inside the walls of her vagina then forcing the air out with a strong push releasing semen that has been recently ejaculated inside of her.
Joey: What is Kristin doing?
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.
by Jmac-Gtown February 24, 2011
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