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Woolies Bag

A person who strictly wears op shopped clothes and looks down upon those who don’t. As they walk by, you can hear the sounds of their carabiner held keys rattling together and hand crafted beers rolling around in their bag of choice: a reusable woolies bag.

Woolies Bag hotspots include:
- Vic on the Park
- Campo
- Local gigs that smell like jungle juice
This place is full of Woolies Bags, let’s get the fuck out of here!
Woolies Bag by Tray-Rack February 3, 2022
fat marijuana cigarette mixed with PCP or crack
But it was just a dream for the teen, who was a fiend
Started smokin woolies at sixteen
woolies by Thumbs May 13, 2005

wooliestgrain 

maaaaan why you gotta be smelling like wooliestgrain
wooliestgrain by Walkthrowmydoor February 20, 2022

WooliestGrunt 

The ability to carry any game of league of legends
My team was a bunch of apes, had to bust a WooliestGrunt to carry these kids
WooliestGrunt by Carry Lord December 5, 2017
Woobies is the feeling when you are so happy you squeeze your body tight and squeal EEEK, it happens when you see a puppy or something cute.
When I finally felt the position in bed where I was comfortable I had the woobies
Woobies by Kermit Froggo March 26, 2019
An Australian Supermarket known as “Woolworths” but is shortened down to woolies.
Hey mate, I’m ducking down to woolies you want anything?
Woolies by dylan44805 December 18, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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