Woobitis

A severe infection, caught from being within a 20m radius of an infectious woobstick. Leads to a collection of buffs: nausea II, blindness II, sharpness III and feather falling V. This infection is still to this day incurable. Researchers are still looking into the satanic factors of this curse. You have a 97.86% chance to get teleported to Barney's dimension if you get him to smang you.

Mom, I've been so horny ever since Dad stopped fucking me.
Hunny, just go outside and find barny, he has a huge woobstick. But I don't know if he has woobitis.
I don't care! I just want him to smang me in the ass!
Okay, do whatever makes you happy, son.

by limpychicken June 12, 2019