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wooly wonka 

The act of chewing bubblegum then spitting it into your partners vaginal hairs then eating it out.
man james does the wooly wonka perfectly. My hair hurts
wooly wonka by Ben D. Kowk March 11, 2011

pooky wooky 

extended form of endearment from the word pooky
You're my pooky wooky.
pooky wooky by soldier2013 September 27, 2011

Wooky Hole 

The Wooky Hole is the slang term for the a cavity that sits between a womans vagina and rectum. 1 in 7 women carry the curse of the Wooky Hole, but this can lead to sexual perversion with small penised men using the wooky hole for pleasure.
"Have you heard that Tina has a wooky hole?"

"yeah, I heard Philaz was banging away at it the dirty bastard!"
Wooky Hole by Bristol Bound October 2, 2011

wooky tits 

Having the baby fine hair of the face, peach fuzz, except this time- horribly displaced on one's tits, breasts, jugs- what the hell ever you prefer.
My friend totally hooked up with Flora- um. . . b*tch had some scary wooky tits. I damn near grew a beard like 'um once.
wooky tits by Layana September 1, 2005
A female Marine is referred to as a "Wooky" because of their hair. Often incapable of doing any arduous task assigned to them. Obtains uncanny ability to pick up rank quickly, also has exceptional proficiency and conduct marks on a regular basis.
Dude, look at that disgusting wooky! How did she get Staff Sergeant in three years?!
Wooky by Nasty Nigga Nate December 16, 2011

hairy wooky hole

An unusually hairy ass hole
This girl sat on my face as i looked up i noticed she had a really hairy wooky hole
hairy wooky hole by ccfc1987 December 20, 2016