Wooky

A female Marine is referred to as a "Wooky" because of their hair. Often incapable of doing any arduous task assigned to them. Obtains uncanny ability to pick up rank quickly, also has exceptional proficiency and conduct marks on a regular basis.

Dude, look at that disgusting wooky! How did she get Staff Sergeant in three years?!

by Nasty Nigga Nate December 13, 2011

Wooky

When something is weird or obscure, that thing is considered "wooky". Commonly used to describe a weird friend or crazy person.

"That guy's weird lookin'."

"Yeah, his face is all wooky."
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"This is Jerry, he's a bit wooky. So watch out."

by Triggerhippie April 17, 2009

Wooky

A north-american balding man whose body hair resembles that of a Wookie. Can be generally found at the bottom of the standings in fantasy football, or making nonsensical postings on message boards.

Look at him, he is such a wooky.

by Joe Mama's Mama November 10, 2006

wookie wookie

another term for sex, especially when referring to it in the kitchen

Wookie Wookie in the kitchen
Machoman is on a mission
Wookie Wookie in the kitchen
Mumsillybabba, mumsillybabba

I'm so hot I'm always steaming
Baby baby you're not dreaming
More and more baby give me more
I'm a living microwave oven
Turn me on for a meal of loving
More and more baby give me more

Bubbling bubbling super beans
Splashing on my shirt and jeans
More and more baby give me more
Mixing trixing super drinks
I've got all the vitamins
More and more baby give me more

Machoman's food is so fine
Any day and any time
Let's do some

by Lizzy & Lindsey April 18, 2008

wooki

Outdoor sex

theres wooki in them there hills

by EC May 18, 2003

wookies

One who travels from show to show with no money and sometimes, not all wooks, steal food, beer, whiskey, drugs, or anything they can trade for them. the wookie usaully stinks like ten year old funk and often have the same dirty clothes on since the last time you saw them. Evil wookies often sell fake drugs to support the free spirited lifestyle they live.

Did you see those wookies passed out on the trail

by S the hippie October 15, 2007

wookie

A lifeless idiot whose whole existence consists of following around jam bands and not showering or shaving. When they're not panhandling or trying to rip people off, they're selling veggie burritos or grilled cheese to fund their useless existence. They stand for nothing and care about nobody else. (Not to be confused with a hippie. A hippie is someone who lives a certain lifestyle due to their beliefs. Hippies often shower and have jobs.)

Yo those wookies over there are trying to sell beat rolls.

by Mark December 30, 2003