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Wonkface 

A temporary condition, either genetic, or often caused by excessive alcohol usage, wherein an individuals face contorts to a cringed, "wonky" position. Some of the effects include lazy-eye, a lazy, half-smile or combination, appearing as if the person perhaps has a "lazy-face" or lack of muscle control in one side of their face.

Although the condition is temporary, it is often regular and repeated in many individuals.
Whenever she drinks, she gets wonkfaced; or, his ex girlfriend is a wonkface.
Wonkface by Schmideo Video February 20, 2011
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WorkFace 

It refers to the immediate work objectives of a person or crew. It is a focus for, conversations about productivity, and the difference between productivity measures in front end engineering, detailed engineering, logistics and supports, and direct tool time at the Workface.
The complete application of WorkFace Planning provides a definitive view of what we should be doing, what we can do and what we are doing.
WorkFace by johndeige March 4, 2015
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workface 

When you're at your job concentrating very hard and it shows.
Obvserver #1: "Whoa Jenny's really concentrating on that email..."
Obvserver #2: "Yeah she's got her workface on."
workface by Victoria Potter October 9, 2007

wankface 

The involuntary gurning face contortions one makes while having a wank.
My girlfriend said she liked to see me wank but was disturbed by my hiddious wankface.
wankface by max apple core October 10, 2006

wankface 

A wanker a person who can't get any who is also ugly
Do you know what you are dave? i'll tell you what you are, YOU ARE A WANKFACE
wankface by Robin January 3, 2005

wankface 

A cool person, who is also very popular and funny, and looks a bit like Steve McQueen perhaps.
Hey Dave, I wish as much of a wankface as you, you get all the ladies frothing and that.
wankface by Iain February 18, 2005

wankface 

The name of my dads regulsr porn site.
Hey son stay out my room for the next 10 mins. Im just going to pull one off on wankface.com
wankface by mr mellowfellow October 7, 2008