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Wompatati 

Being weird and wonky y’know
Fucked up! Also a noun you can call someone to tell them that they are strange and bad at everything:)
Look at that wompatati over there! Isn’t he strange? I heard he hasn’t gotten a math problem right in 5 whole years!!!

Wow that drawing you made lookin a little wompatati bud, did you fall on it of something?
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Wombatting 

The act of the scrotums of two men slapping against each other during a MMF threesome. This is largely incidental contact that happens during double penetration.
John wanted to have a threesome with me and my girlfriend, but was worried about accidentally wombatting me

Womputacici

A word for “Whats the password” that drunk people say
Hey whats the Womputacici
Womputacici by Woeot November 22, 2020

Womattic 

The opposite of a man cave. A place where females hangout.
The guys are downstairs watching the football game let's go upstairs to the womattic and watch dancing with the stars.
Womattic by Lit vacuum cleaner January 23, 2018

wompratting 

To manuver down forcefully and slam your penis into a small opening while blindfolded at a nearly impossible distance.

When Luke Skywalker and the rebel alliance talk about the plan to destroy the Death Star, and Luke says that he used to bullseye womp rats in his T-18. He uses the force to send his photon torpedoes (cock) into the 2x3 meter exhaust port (a rather larger slit in my opinion). He lasers the torpedoes using the force, much like the man must do with his cock to be a true Jedi.
"Yo I just became a Jedi master by wompratting this chick" - Apprentice

"Just like shooting, right kid?"

While attempting to womprat his girlfriend, Luke missed the entrance and splintered his genitals.
wompratting by WoodenBlock July 28, 2014

womattic 

The opposite of a man cave. A place where women hangout.
When the guys watch football in the basement we can go upstairs to the womattic.
womattic by Lit vacuum cleaner January 23, 2018

Wombatting 

Wombatting is the act of motorboating a vagina.
Hey man, did you go down on your Susan last night?

Oh yeah dude- I was wombatting the shit out of that vagina until her boyfriend showed up!
Wombatting by Brett Hamilton September 14, 2009