Wompapotatimus Share definition Flag A very rare large furry cat, unfortunately due to its odd breading habbits turns the cat crosseyed. Did you see Harry J's wompapotatimus? Where did he get a cat like that, it was looking at me crosseyed! Wompapotatimus by Telephone Kid August 30, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Wompapotatimus mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch