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Wombatting 

Wombatting is the act of motorboating a vagina.
Hey man, did you go down on your Susan last night?

Oh yeah dude- I was wombatting the shit out of that vagina until her boyfriend showed up!
Wombatting by Brett Hamilton September 14, 2009

wombatting 

Verb - The act of finding an amusing acronym for something. Coming up with some amusing acronyms vaguely based on the concept, then using a thesaurus to fill in the blanks. Leads to very contrived or stretched expansions of the acronyms.

May end up with decidedly dodgy acronyms, or intentional double-entendres. Generally adds to the bullshit-bingo used in project meetings.

IT and new media organisations come up with dodgy acronyms almost as a competitive sport.

ACRONYM - Abbreviated Coded Rendition of Name Yielding Meaning
WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
WOMBAT Wavelength-Oriented Microwave Background Analysis Team
WOMBAT Way of Measuring Badly in America Today
WOMBAT Weapon of Magnesium Battalion Anti-Tank
SMUT Spitalfields Market Under Threat
POO Purchase Order Outbound
PENIS Proton-Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy (NMR technique)
* Stop wombatting and do some real work!
* Just call it something simple, don't WOMBAT.
wombatting by spacejunkie October 15, 2008

wompratting 

To manuver down forcefully and slam your penis into a small opening while blindfolded at a nearly impossible distance.

When Luke Skywalker and the rebel alliance talk about the plan to destroy the Death Star, and Luke says that he used to bullseye womp rats in his T-18. He uses the force to send his photon torpedoes (cock) into the 2x3 meter exhaust port (a rather larger slit in my opinion). He lasers the torpedoes using the force, much like the man must do with his cock to be a true Jedi.
"Yo I just became a Jedi master by wompratting this chick" - Apprentice

"Just like shooting, right kid?"

While attempting to womprat his girlfriend, Luke missed the entrance and splintered his genitals.
wompratting by WoodenBlock July 28, 2014

Mortal Combatting 

When your girl is giving you head and right before you bust she yells "FINISH HIM!" and you blast in her mouth. She flies back and plays dead on the floor while you FINISH on her chest, face, etc...
Hey, are you into Mortal Combatting?
Mortal Combatting by Brasher357 December 16, 2015
The act of getting you head crushed by the rear end of a goth mommy
I want to die from wombating by rhea ripley

wormbaiting 

a person who seeks attention by faking suicide or attempting suicide
worm: I'm gonna overdose on some pills!!! I'm so sad...
mack: bro is wormbaiting again ☠
wormbaiting by mackwuzhere January 31, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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