wombatting

Verb - The act of finding an amusing acronym for something. Coming up with some amusing acronyms vaguely based on the concept, then using a thesaurus to fill in the blanks. Leads to very contrived or stretched expansions of the acronyms.

May end up with decidedly dodgy acronyms, or intentional double-entendres. Generally adds to the bullshit-bingo used in project meetings.

IT and new media organisations come up with dodgy acronyms almost as a competitive sport.

ACRONYM - Abbreviated Coded Rendition of Name Yielding Meaning
WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
WOMBAT Wavelength-Oriented Microwave Background Analysis Team
WOMBAT Way of Measuring Badly in America Today
WOMBAT Weapon of Magnesium Battalion Anti-Tank
SMUT Spitalfields Market Under Threat
POO Purchase Order Outbound
PENIS Proton-Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy (NMR technique)
* Stop wombatting and do some real work!
* Just call it something simple, don't WOMBAT.
by spacejunkie August 21, 2008
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The wombats

An amazing 3 piece from Liverpool.
Band members:Matthew Murphy(vocals,guitar,keyboards)
Dan Haggis(Drummer)
Tord Overland-Knudsen(bass, additional vocals)
Tord is originally from Norway :
Murph-the dog
Tord-the fox
Dan-The rat
and cherub the wombat x
Genre: Indie, pop punk, alternative

Songs by The Wombats include: Backfire at the disco, Lets dance to Joy division, Kill the director, Moving to New- York, Sunday TV.
You can dance to their music :D
www.myspace.com/thewombatsuk

I went to see The Wombats in liverpool last night, they rocked lolz :D
by NuRaveGirl September 15, 2007
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Wombatting

The act of the scrotums of two men slapping against each other during a MMF threesome. This is largely incidental contact that happens during double penetration.
John wanted to have a threesome with me and my girlfriend, but was worried about accidentally wombatting me
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Wombatism

The religious belief which worships Wombats, stating that they are the masters of everything and the universe, creating the world as we know it, and everything around us. They are the secret masters of knowledge and strength. Only a select few are chosen as the disciples of these mysterious and awesome creatures, everyone else is a follower, united love, and brought together by the belief and spiritual powers of Wombats.
I am convincing a girl in school that i worship wombats, hence the name Wombatism, and this definition.
by buffblo March 18, 2009
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Wombat

Captain lost his leg to a wombat hole.
by TanooKirby June 11, 2003
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Wombats

The most amazing animal that lives on this planet. it tops all other on beastly animals like the gay Red Ruffed Lemur. this animal lives in Australia and is almost extinct so support the Wombat Foundation!
I love those amazing Wombats they are the most beastly animals. So i created the cool Wombat Foundation.
by Billyroxmysox March 17, 2008
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wombat

Going there was a complete WOMBAT.
by stefan January 14, 2004
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