wompratting 

To manuver down forcefully and slam your penis into a small opening while blindfolded at a nearly impossible distance.

When Luke Skywalker and the rebel alliance talk about the plan to destroy the Death Star, and Luke says that he used to bullseye womp rats in his T-18. He uses the force to send his photon torpedoes (cock) into the 2x3 meter exhaust port (a rather larger slit in my opinion). He lasers the torpedoes using the force, much like the man must do with his cock to be a true Jedi.

"Yo I just became a Jedi master by wompratting this chick" - Apprentice

"Just like shooting, right kid?"

While attempting to womprat his girlfriend, Luke missed the entrance and splintered his genitals.

wompratting by WoodenBlock July 28, 2014

Wombatting 

The act of the scrotums of two men slapping against each other during a MMF threesome. This is largely incidental contact that happens during double penetration.

John wanted to have a threesome with me and my girlfriend, but was worried about accidentally wombatting me

Wombatting by Raoul "Lawrence" Gonzales June 2, 2018

Wombatting 

Wombatting is the act of motorboating a vagina.

Hey man, did you go down on your Susan last night?

Oh yeah dude- I was wombatting the shit out of that vagina until her boyfriend showed up!

Wombatting by Brett Hamilton September 14, 2009

wombatting 

Verb - The act of finding an amusing acronym for something. Coming up with some amusing acronyms vaguely based on the concept, then using a thesaurus to fill in the blanks. Leads to very contrived or stretched expansions of the acronyms.

May end up with decidedly dodgy acronyms, or intentional double-entendres. Generally adds to the bullshit-bingo used in project meetings.

IT and new media organisations come up with dodgy acronyms almost as a competitive sport.

ACRONYM - Abbreviated Coded Rendition of Name Yielding Meaning
WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
WOMBAT Wavelength-Oriented Microwave Background Analysis Team
WOMBAT Way of Measuring Badly in America Today
WOMBAT Weapon of Magnesium Battalion Anti-Tank
SMUT Spitalfields Market Under Threat
POO Purchase Order Outbound
PENIS Proton-Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy (NMR technique)

* Stop wombatting and do some real work!
* Just call it something simple, don't WOMBAT.

wombatting by spacejunkie October 15, 2008