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Wombsplain 

(verb (wombsplained, wombsplaining)) when the the dwellers of the womblands try to tell people how they should do things
Omg a womblander is trying to tell us not to laugh at a really ridiculous situation! Tell this heffa not to wombsplain us please!
Wombsplain by Ah Nun Ya Business March 11, 2022
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Wombsplain 

When one from The Womblands continues to detail their actions as if people care, yet no one truly does nor ever will.
"You don't understand my obession, so let me Wombsplain it in layman's terms...where are you going?"
Wombsplain by Max_Devlin March 11, 2022

Womanplaining

A word that literally means a woman complaining and it is a retaliation of the word "mansplaining". Third-wave feminists complain about how men explain and form the word mansplaining and so I call this womanplaining and it's a satire of mansplaining.
Anita Sarkeesian and Jessica the feminazi were womanplaining about how men are always mansplaining and manspreading and how there is a lack of representation of women in videogames , politics, and stem-fields,
Womanplaining by TheAntiFeminist August 21, 2016

Womensplaining 

“The tendency of some women to mistakenly believe that they automatically know more about any given topic than does a man and who, consequently, proceed to explain to him- correctly or not- things that he already knows.”
"Jessica was womensplaining all night about the politics of the PTA board at school. She has never even been on the board."
Womensplaining by urkmale February 4, 2020

Wokesplaining 

The process of incoherently spreading irrational and contradictory racial-theories by using hyperbole, whataboutism, and bullying.
Antifa Karen was wokesplaining to a black person that white binary lesbians are the most enlightened force on planet earth before dude straight up smacker her upside her helmet-covered head.
Wokesplaining by UseYourBrain18 July 22, 2020

Womansplain

(of a woman) explain (something) to someone, typically a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
Cindy, clearly and vehemently irritated by my lack of interest, angrily proceeded to womansplain to me the difference between her close friends, good friends, friends, coworkers, acquaintances and frenemies.
Womansplain by 2BFair December 28, 2019

Womensplaining 

When a women talks to a male in a way that is typically used in a patronizing or condescending way.
The women was womensplaining to the man, causing him to feel useless.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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