Short for woman mirage. It is the illusion that you think that a woman/girl is good looking from a distance but becomes disappointingly inaccurate when you get up close.
Yo, that girl we saw yesterday that I thought was cute ended up being a womage. It was shocking to see her when I got near.
by FranticFortitude January 17, 2020
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I just bought some night crawlers for our fishing trip; total wormage!
I just bought some night crawlers for our fishing trip; total wormage!
by Chief Hawks April 3, 2011
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by kyledantarin October 30, 2008
Get the wompage mug.When you go to an expensive store dressed like a bum or prostitute and the staff refuses to serve you.
"I was pretty womaned on the Upper East Side when the guy from Bloomingdales directed me to the "cheap shoes" section."
by erikaaaaaaa November 24, 2013
Get the pretty womaned mug.a. the mysterious language of the species 'woman', which men find extremely difficult to grasp. It's primary function is as an almost impenetrable code only fully understood within their own circle. b. a form of female telepathy used to confound men. Involves giving impossiblly subtle verbal clues which the man is expected to know before they are spoken.
c. a method of communication that involves not saying something in order to communicate something.
c. a method of communication that involves not saying something in order to communicate something.
Any conversation within a circle of women; or any word that does or does not come out of a woman's mouth.
by Big Daddy December 23, 2004
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by Harold9891 March 23, 2010
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