Womage

Short for woman mirage. It is the illusion that you think that a woman/girl is good looking from a distance but becomes disappointingly inaccurate when you get up close.

Yo, that girl we saw yesterday that I thought was cute ended up being a womage. It was shocking to see her when I got near.

Womage by FranticFortitude January 17, 2020

wormage 

noun: The characteristic property of containing many worms.

The rain drowned all the worms in your garden and now it's lacking in wormage.

I just bought some night crawlers for our fishing trip; total wormage!

wormage by Chief Hawks April 3, 2011

wompage 

both the music and the associated dancing that comes with basslines so filthy, your kids come out grimy.

I need YOU, for wompage.

It's time for some filthy wompage.

That was pure unadulterated wompage.

wompage by kyledantarin October 30, 2008

pretty womaned 

When you go to an expensive store dressed like a bum or prostitute and the staff refuses to serve you.

"I was pretty womaned on the Upper East Side when the guy from Bloomingdales directed me to the "cheap shoes" section."

pretty womaned by erikaaaaaaa November 24, 2013

womanese 

a. the mysterious language of the species 'woman', which men find extremely difficult to grasp. It's primary function is as an almost impenetrable code only fully understood within their own circle. b. a form of female telepathy used to confound men. Involves giving impossiblly subtle verbal clues which the man is expected to know before they are spoken.
c. a method of communication that involves not saying something in order to communicate something.

Any conversation within a circle of women; or any word that does or does not come out of a woman's mouth.

womanese by Big Daddy December 23, 2004

womanella

Spreading Nutella (chocolate spread) over a woman's body and licking away, causing her intense pleasure.

Mann thats girls fine, id womanella her then take her to meet my momma

womanella by Harold9891 March 23, 2010

Wosage 

The noise your stomach makes, but sounds like you are farting.

Excuse me, that was a wosage!

Wosage by SpudDMC January 28, 2021