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A stupid, moronic, idiotic and obnoxious person. usually, a male but it is a gender fluid term.
"Look at that guy, he's had nine beers and is about to kill that bottle of tequila. what a dumb Wollock."
Wollock by Zuccweld November 26, 2021
Words you can keep
charlotte is a wullock
wullock by thegoat2746 August 16, 2021
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Wallocks 

Hitting the whoa with your balls out
I hit the wallocks last when I was in bed with my girlfriend
Wallocks by Jizzleoveryourface November 23, 2019
A person who is both a willy and a pillock
You really are an absolute willock!
Willock by Andrew Blakeley October 17, 2006
An epithet used for those of both Italian and Polish decent. Characteristics of being a Woplock is a fascination with gold, money, extremely cheap, lazy, and trying to con people out of things. Also most have pony tails, smoke cheap cigars, and are extremely oily even during the winter months. However most Woplock's do not claim to be part polish but claim they are true blue Italians. Another trait of a Woplock in conjunction with claiming to be Italian and denying their Polish roots is they are most likely in fact a greasy Sicilian.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "Why does that old Italian guy always try to con our boss out of money for his retirement claiming he is working hard and deserves it?"

Guy 2: "That's because he has never worked a day in his life and everyone falls for his lies. Also he's not full blooded Italian he's part polish... He is a WOPLOCK!

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Why does that old Italian guy drink so much blackberry brandy instead of something good like grappa?"

Guy 2: "That's because someone else didn't buy it for him and he's Italian AND Polish... He's a WOPLOCK!
Woplock by The German Truth Teller! December 6, 2013

Wallocks 

When someone makes no sense just say they’re chatting wallocks
Jim was chatting so much wallocks yesterday
Wallocks by Jizzleoveryourface November 23, 2019

wollocks 

'bullshit' to call out someone/something

can also be 'taking the piss'
Your story is absolute wollocks

Your taking the wollocks
wollocks by bidgickdaddy69 January 25, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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