An epithet used for those of both Italian and Polish decent. Characteristics of being a Woplock is a fascination with gold, money, extremely cheap, lazy, and trying to con people out of things. Also most have pony tails, smoke cheap cigars, and are extremely oily even during the winter months. However most Woplock's do not claim to be part polish but claim they are true blue Italians. Another trait of a Woplock in conjunction with claiming to be Italian and denying their Polish roots is they are most likely in fact a greasy Sicilian.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "Why does that old Italian guy always try to con our boss out of money for his retirement claiming he is working hard and deserves it?"
Guy 2: "That's because he has never worked a day in his life and everyone falls for his lies. Also he's not full blooded Italian he's part polish... He is a WOPLOCK!
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Why does that old Italian guy drink so much blackberry brandy instead of something good like grappa?"
Guy 2: "That's because someone else didn't buy it for him and he's Italian AND Polish... He's a WOPLOCK!
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*