Woplock

An epithet used for those of both Italian and Polish decent. Characteristics of being a Woplock is a fascination with gold, money, extremely cheap, lazy, and trying to con people out of things. Also most have pony tails, smoke cheap cigars, and are extremely oily even during the winter months. However most Woplock's do not claim to be part polish but claim they are true blue Italians. Another trait of a Woplock in conjunction with claiming to be Italian and denying their Polish roots is they are most likely in fact a greasy Sicilian.

Example 1:
Guy 1: "Why does that old Italian guy always try to con our boss out of money for his retirement claiming he is working hard and deserves it?"

Guy 2: "That's because he has never worked a day in his life and everyone falls for his lies. Also he's not full blooded Italian he's part polish... He is a WOPLOCK!

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Why does that old Italian guy drink so much blackberry brandy instead of something good like grappa?"

Guy 2: "That's because someone else didn't buy it for him and he's Italian AND Polish... He's a WOPLOCK!

by The German Truth Teller! December 6, 2013

Wopcock

A short, Italian man; and/or his small penis. Due to decent genetics and a healthy dose of his grandma's money, a Wopcock is frequently able to disrobe his friend's girlfriends, wives, and many other women he encounters. However, after the deed is done... these women realize they've been reeled in by a Wopcock. They are utterly unsatisfied with his small genitalia, poor technique, and general inability to induce an orgasm in anyone other than himself. Also known to have incredibly small balls.

"Hey, Wopcock. It's cool that you fucked my girlfriend... I was just over on Oakthorpe beating it up."

Stranger: "Dude, I can't believe your women slept with Adam."
John, Derrick, Ricky & Mike simultaneously: "Joke's on them, all they got was a Wopcock & Peaballs!!"

by Derrick Diggler May 22, 2013

wopnocker cock banger

large pounding cock inside another mans anus banging hard against his hairy scrote sack while recieving a reach around!

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Wollock

A stupid, moronic, idiotic and obnoxious person. usually, a male but it is a gender fluid term.

"Look at that guy, he's had nine beers and is about to kill that bottle of tequila. what a dumb Wollock."

by Zuccweld November 26, 2021

wopnocker cock banger

since when is it cool to be a homosexual??? join b2k

i knew a homo kid who no one liked...he went on urbandictionary.com and made up the word wopnocker cock banger.

by mateen cleeves March 25, 2005

wollocks

'bullshit' to call out someone/something

can also be 'taking the piss'

Your story is absolute wollocks

Your taking the wollocks

by bidgickdaddy69 January 25, 2022

willocky wollocky

When something isn't quite straight

Oh for Christ sake, I've parked the car willocky wollocky again.

by Mummysueandfleurytoo May 3, 2016