Wellocks

To do something badly.

'What a load of wellocks'
'He definitely talks a load of Wellocks'
'Did you hear that sports bulletin? Absolute wellocks'
'None of you know what you are doing - and all i seem to hear is a stream of utter Wellocks.....'

by Axis of Ignorance June 12, 2019

Wallocks

Hitting the whoa with your balls out

I hit the wallocks last when I was in bed with my girlfriend

by Jizzleoveryourface November 23, 2019

wedlocks

matted locks; another name for "dreadlocks". (The strands of hair are wedded to each other in a lock.)

She has beautiful long {wedlocks}.

by vel May 8, 2004

Wallocks

When someone makes no sense just say they’re chatting wallocks

“Jim was chatting so much wallocks yesterday”

by Jizzleoveryourface November 23, 2019

wollocks

'bullshit' to call out someone/something

can also be 'taking the piss'

Your story is absolute wollocks

Your taking the wollocks

by bidgickdaddy69 January 25, 2022

Willocks

To make a fictitious statement that is said with conviction in a processional capacity

My boss told me some right old willocks that he had ‘a mate that works at the OED and that word is going to be added to the dictionary next year’

In the office I heard a manager say some real willocks “why does it take so long. I can do that 8 month project in under 6 hours”

by The rubbish you hear April 5, 2024

Willocks

To make a fictitious statement that is said with conviction in a processional capacity

My boss told me some right old willocks that he had ‘a mate that works at the OED and that word is going to be added to the dictionary next year’

In the office I heard a manager say some real willocks “why does it take so long. I can do that 8 month project in under 6 hours”

by The rubbish you hear April 5, 2024