wolfer

A wolfer is when you have a small wolf instead of a penis.

Get your wolfer out of my face.

Wolfers, them shits is disgusting.

by jewmachine December 14, 2008

Wolfer

A cute way of saying wolf

UwU

Senpai - I love doggos & puppers

Person - WhAt AbOuT wOlFeRs?!?!?

by Angela Shiba February 7, 2019

wolfer

Someone who sells a lot of wolf tickets; lies.

Damn, the home said there would be hella hoes at the parlay tonight but that fool's a wolfer.

by Teddy Tedd January 11, 2015

wolfer

A wolf, when caught in a snare in the wild, will often times go to extreme measures to get out of the trap. Often times wolves will actually chew their own leg off to get back to freedom.

This rarely happens, but is often recited when a drunken one-night-stand goes bad.

I just got out of there....she was lying on my arm; I almost needed to pull a wolfer...

by mk November 4, 2003

Blitz Wolfer

Being Normal is to boring for this type of person (scotty) loves rubix cubes

Blitz Wolfer a Youtuber loves rubix cubes

by Elijah.G December 8, 2018

Desmond Wolfe

A British professional wrestler that currently works for Total Nonstop Action (TNA) wrestling. He is considered one of the best hold for hold pro mat wrestlers today and is world renown. He holds the record for the longest reign with the Ring of Honor Pure Title and had a feud with Bryan Danielson that has been called one of the best in the history of ROH. After debuting in TNA he had an almost three month feud with Kurt Angle, and although he ultimately lost the feud he gave Angle a rum for his money. Since then Wolfe has been a victim of circumstance and is mostly used now to fill the card.

Desmond Wolfe may be being held back but at least he has and extremely attractive valet named Chelsea.

In ROH Desmond Wolfe was known as Nigel Mcguinness.

by 2nd anonomous March 8, 2010

wolveratel

WOLVERine + RATEL (honey badger) = a person you DO NOT want to fight.

Bruce Lee was a perfect example of a wolveratel.

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017