Wokey Jokey

Anything that was formally innocent and fun that's become obscene and absurd due to woke ideology. Origin: from the song and dance, Hokey Pokey. Woke version: You stick your pronouns in, you stick your penis out, you cut it off, then you start to scream and shout. You do the Wokey Jokey and turn yourself into girl, that's what it's all about!

Advertising used to be funny or entertaining, but now they are wokey jokey.

by Faguar December 10, 2025

Woke Joke

A person or organization (whose decision makers are) so intent on appearing to be supportive of "social justice" that any semblance of common sense or critical thinking has been abandoned. Woke Jokes will support any trendy social justice cause or organization, join any demonstration or boycott without considering the facts and circumstances surrounding the incident(s) giving rise to such actions. They view those not participating or simply suggesting more information be obtained prior to acting as misguided.

He sent $1,000 to the organization before even looking at its web page. If he had, he would have learned they are opposed to the type of business he owns--he's a total Woke Joke!!

by Travelingmankc May 1, 2021

woke-joke

An overly enthusiastic, guilt ridden, compensating, virtue signaling, non ethnic social justice warrior who’s personal life is devoid of challenge, strife, racism, poverty etc and is in fact from wealth.

Showing up to the protest in your Daddies new Mercedes Benz clearly makes you a woke-joke!

by Ofashea March 5, 2021

Jakey-Wakey

A cute nickname for a BF who's name is either Jacob or Jake!

Hey Jakey-Wakey! How's my hunny bunches of oats doing? <3
love cute jacob jake boyfriend nickname YAS

by Pao&Sammy: PFFs_Forever February 28, 2016

jakey wakey

The act of masturbation.

Oh my! It's Jakey Wakey in his mother's bedroom!!

by aunt jemama December 9, 2010

Jakey Wakey

A term used for a person with a huge Gyatt

Dude that guys name must be Jakey Wakey cause look at the GYATT!

by Jakey Wakey with the big Cakey December 17, 2024

Wokeydokey

Someone who is very offended by someone who is offended.

Explanation of concept. It's like when someone is offended by the woke movement, who are offended by statues of historical figures

The lotus-eaters are very wokeydokey about any mention of woke issues. They spend hours making blogs and content about how horrified they are

by Jonesybones December 29, 2021