Lying nowadays has a monetary value. Thanks to advertising!

Advertisers are in leauge with the devil, I tells ya!

Drivers wanted, just do it, fair and balanced, welcome to flavor country, i'm loving it.

Advertising is in your home, roads, cities, home pages, email account, mmorpg, car, brain, TV, shoes, kitty, backyard, stores, bed, school, and it's also there when you die and go to wherever you are destined to lay.

"Wait hun, you're advertising"

Sorry my fly was open i was just advertising.

Their latest advertising offered me 20% off of all of my dry cleaning, but I kept my pride and threw the coupon in the trash.