Wokemo
noun / adjective
1. A person who listens to sad music while deconstructing capitalism.
2. That mate who brings vegan brownies to a protest and then cries because the world is “too much”.
Key Signs You’re a Wokemo:
• You own more tote bags than socks.
• You say “this broke my soul” at least twice a day.
• You cry while journaling about colonialism.
• Your fashion inspo is: if Wednesday Addams and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had a baby.
noun / adjective
1. A person who listens to sad music while deconstructing capitalism.
2. That mate who brings vegan brownies to a protest and then cries because the world is “too much”.
Key Signs You’re a Wokemo:
• You own more tote bags than socks.
• You say “this broke my soul” at least twice a day.
• You cry while journaling about colonialism.
• Your fashion inspo is: if Wednesday Addams and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had a baby.
by migyouwell April 10, 2025