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Wokemo
noun / adjective
1. A person who listens to sad music while deconstructing capitalism.
2. That mate who brings vegan brownies to a protest and then cries because the world is “too much”.

Key Signs You’re a Wokemo:
• You own more tote bags than socks.
• You say “this broke my soul” at least twice a day.
• You cry while journaling about colonialism.
• Your fashion inspo is: if Wednesday Addams and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had a baby.
“He’s not just sad—he’s sad and socially aware. Total wokemo.”
Wokemo by migyouwell April 10, 2025
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wokehole 

an annoying self-righteous leftist. A supercilious leftist.
Gawd I am so sick of these wokeholes that think everything is racists. Know nobody is going to hire college graduates anymore because they are just a bunch of wokeholes.
wokehole by supercilious2 July 13, 2020

wokenomics 

The exploitation of the contemporary, surgent popularity and social acceptance of social justice issues, monetary or otherwise. For example, Rainbow Capitalism is a branch of wokenomics.
Wokenomics is really evident at this Pride Fest, considering all of the bank and law institutions represented here, when we know that they don't care about us in the GRSM community.
wokenomics by LiamJPrice March 25, 2019

Wokeodille 

This is a predatory leftist who riots or profits off of progressive threats!
That talking head on that network is a racist Wokeodille!
Wokeodille by I, Wreckerrr April 28, 2021

wokesona 

Fursona but woke (which is a good thing in case ur stupid and didn’t already know)
My fursona is a white cat, but my wokesona is a black cat who is also a lesbian
wokesona by EKimLipse November 8, 2023
When your friend, specifically named Emma, is extremely woke and sends a IG pic of her head shaking
Sam: Lol you know that Sid The Science Kid video I made
Deja: Yea, why?
Sam: Emma just replied with a pic of her face palming
Deja: LOL, she is totally Wokemma!
Sam: Ikr!
Wokemma by _this_is_america_ June 21, 2018

Wokamole 

A person who acts like so woke, but dumb af.
Man, that POTUS dude sure talks stuff..

Nah.. That gramps is a total wokamole
Wokamole by FallenV August 14, 2018
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