Skip to main content

Wokémon 

Emma (longingly): I need more enlightened spiritual people in my life :(
Brad (rolling his eyes): gotta catch 'em all!
Emma (annoyed): what?
Brad (explaining): ya know, college freshmen whose hearts are fuller than their heads, 'woke af' bros, woke'men. ...Wokémon!
Wokémon by Lykho April 2, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

wokesona 

Fursona but woke (which is a good thing in case ur stupid and didn’t already know)
My fursona is a white cat, but my wokesona is a black cat who is also a lesbian
wokesona by EKimLipse November 8, 2023
Related Words

wokement 

The moment after saying something and realizing times have changed and you can't say that shit anymore.
Chad had a wokement after he assumed Karen's gender and referred to her as "ma'am". Now, Chad asks everyone their preferred pronouns prior to engaging in any conversation.
wokement by foreverPC March 17, 2022
Wokeman is singular for WokeMen: any male who thinks they are a female and defines themselves as “women”often identifying as a female in an insulting way.
I just saw this guy waring tight hott pants and a crop top with a clearly defined bulge and a face full of women’s makeup, if that’s not the epitome of a Wokeman in the flesh I don’t know what is!
Wokeman by PlatinumXXX May 23, 2023

wokemotion 

Sophisticated verbal psychological technique used to evoke rage among a gullible base of people, who have been exposed to a lifetime of psychological programming thru government Education, entertainment & social media to react to certain words & phrases.

Exposed by Johnathan Gruber & Barry Obama , it has been used to pass laws detrimental to a cohesive society, separating the population into groups defined by income, religion, Education level & especially RACE.
I thought Barry Obama & Queen Nutsy Pelosi were masters of WOKEMOTION until Alexanblahblah Blahblahblah Cortez was installed by the DSA.

"Did you see those DemonKKKrats doing the WOKEMOTION over a couple hundred protesters in DC after defending 1000's of the same type of protests all summer ?"
"Creepy Tojo Biden did the WOKEMOTION to create a holiday celebrating Republicans forcing democrats to give up their slaves".
wokemotion by TheMachinistBill June 20, 2021

Wokiemon 

A person who indentifies as any number of goofy gender characters just like the 150 pokemon characters . The Pokemon game was brainwashing for this woke culture .
That Wokiemon kid indentifies as Pikachu today .He/she needs to Go .
Wokiemon by Shmovid 1984 August 13, 2022
Any man who thinks he is a female and identifies as a woman making claims that they can carry and deliver babies without a uterus or with simply a uterus transplant, despite tangible science evidence that he is indeed not a female and can not have babies.
I just met a group of men who say they are women and can have babies.

Wow those are some really Wokemen, men who identify as women but are not and declare they can have babies!
WokeMen by PlatinumXXX May 23, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more