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Emma (longingly): I need more enlightened spiritual people in my life :(
Brad (rolling his eyes): gotta catch 'em all!
Emma (annoyed): what?
Brad (explaining): ya know, college freshmen whose hearts are fuller than their heads, 'woke af' bros, woke'men. ...Wokémon!
Wokémon by Lykho April 2, 2019
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wokesona 

Fursona but woke (which is a good thing in case ur stupid and didn’t already know)
My fursona is a white cat, but my wokesona is a black cat who is also a lesbian
wokesona by EKimLipse November 8, 2023
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wokement 

The moment after saying something and realizing times have changed and you can't say that shit anymore.
Chad had a wokement after he assumed Karen's gender and referred to her as "ma'am". Now, Chad asks everyone their preferred pronouns prior to engaging in any conversation.
wokement by foreverPC March 17, 2022
Wokeman is singular for WokeMen: any male who thinks they are a female and defines themselves as “women”often identifying as a female in an insulting way.
I just saw this guy waring tight hott pants and a crop top with a clearly defined bulge and a face full of women’s makeup, if that’s not the epitome of a Wokeman in the flesh I don’t know what is!
Wokeman by PlatinumXXX May 23, 2023

wokemotion 

Sophisticated verbal psychological technique used to evoke rage among a gullible base of people, who have been exposed to a lifetime of psychological programming thru government Education, entertainment & social media to react to certain words & phrases.

Exposed by Johnathan Gruber & Barry Obama , it has been used to pass laws detrimental to a cohesive society, separating the population into groups defined by income, religion, Education level & especially RACE.
I thought Barry Obama & Queen Nutsy Pelosi were masters of WOKEMOTION until Alexanblahblah Blahblahblah Cortez was installed by the DSA.

"Did you see those DemonKKKrats doing the WOKEMOTION over a couple hundred protesters in DC after defending 1000's of the same type of protests all summer ?"
"Creepy Tojo Biden did the WOKEMOTION to create a holiday celebrating Republicans forcing democrats to give up their slaves".
wokemotion by TheMachinistBill June 20, 2021

Wokiemon 

A person who indentifies as any number of goofy gender characters just like the 150 pokemon characters . The Pokemon game was brainwashing for this woke culture .
That Wokiemon kid indentifies as Pikachu today .He/she needs to Go .
Wokiemon by Shmovid 1984 August 13, 2022
Any man who thinks he is a female and identifies as a woman making claims that they can carry and deliver babies without a uterus or with simply a uterus transplant, despite tangible science evidence that he is indeed not a female and can not have babies.
I just met a group of men who say they are women and can have babies.

Wow those are some really Wokemen, men who identify as women but are not and declare they can have babies!
WokeMen by PlatinumXXX May 23, 2023
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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