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A combination of: SJW, cancel culture, woke and robot. A person who blindly follows, and promotes, liberal and progressive ideology like a programmed robot.
P1: Did you see the CNN report about climate change?
P2: NO! I don't watch MSM because I'm not a wokebot.

P1: The names Mr and Mrs Potato Head were sooo offensive! I'm happy it changed to Potato Head.
P2: Can you be less of a wokebot and think for yourself? *eyeroll*
Wokebot by GetonGab.com May 24, 2021
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A discord bot created a by an unbelievably gay man. The fact the someone spent so long on something so shit is almost tragic enough to make a man cry.
Wokbot by JAMES OF THE MAN SOMETHING November 18, 2019

Wokeboarding 

When you’re talking to someone and they start trying to demonstrate their woke-ness to you. A play on “Wakeboarding”
“Kyle and I were walking by a Chic-fil-A, and next thing I knew he spent 30 minutes wokeboarding about how homophobic chicken sandwiches are”
Wokeboarding by Ecyrb October 14, 2019

Wokebooker 

Someone who surfs the internet, finds something that offends them, and posts it on social media to get their friends equally offended.
The wokebooker enthusiastically found offensive content
Wokebooker by Jonesybones December 30, 2021

Wokeboi-fuckboi 

Also known as 'Foke' (informal use), this is a 'seemingly "woke" cis straight man who attracts the ladies with his Liberalism but is still, at the core, just a fuckboy'
'I thought he was gonna be a woke, liberal guy but turns out he's just a foke'
'What's a foke?'
'A wokeboi-fuckboi obviously'
Wokeboi-fuckboi by cvaw June 24, 2019
A fuckboy who acts "woke" about gender issues just so he can get laid by feminist chicks.

Portmanteau of "woke" and "fuckboy".
You're only a male feminist so you can get laid by feminist girls. Quit being a Wokeboy.

wokemotion 

Sophisticated verbal psychological technique used to evoke rage among a gullible base of people, who have been exposed to a lifetime of psychological programming thru government Education, entertainment & social media to react to certain words & phrases.

Exposed by Johnathan Gruber & Barry Obama , it has been used to pass laws detrimental to a cohesive society, separating the population into groups defined by income, religion, Education level & especially RACE.
I thought Barry Obama & Queen Nutsy Pelosi were masters of WOKEMOTION until Alexanblahblah Blahblahblah Cortez was installed by the DSA.

"Did you see those DemonKKKrats doing the WOKEMOTION over a couple hundred protesters in DC after defending 1000's of the same type of protests all summer ?"
"Creepy Tojo Biden did the WOKEMOTION to create a holiday celebrating Republicans forcing democrats to give up their slaves".
wokemotion by TheMachinistBill June 20, 2021
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