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Wokeman is singular for WokeMen: any male who thinks they are a female and defines themselves as “women”often identifying as a female in an insulting way.
I just saw this guy waring tight hott pants and a crop top with a clearly defined bulge and a face full of women’s makeup, if that’s not the epitome of a Wokeman in the flesh I don’t know what is!
Wokeman by PlatinumXXX May 23, 2023
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WokeMan/WokeMen

WokeMen also written Wokemen: singular
WokeMan also written Wokeman : plural

Defined: any member of the transgender community who has male genitalia but defines themselves as a “women” based off the 2023 new definition of “women” , speaks out on medical topics and other topics of concern or question both on private and public forums, rejects and denies valid medical truths if those fact’s challenge any of their .”woke” ideology beliefs or opinions which they declare to be solid facts with little to no supporting evidence while declining to accept tangible evidence which contradicts their claims and “woke” ideology. Biological men who declare they can conceive, carry, and deliver a child with simply a uterus transplant.

Any biological male who believes he is a woman, portrays themselves as a biological female woman despite the absence of any and all female sexual and reproductive organs, and the presence of most of not all male sexual and reproductive organs. Spreads misinformation and false statements as truths with little no supporting evidence despite tangible evidence that contradicts their beliefs or declarations.

A male usually part of the transgender community’s population who presents or declares they are women especially after the redefinition of the word “women” by them in 2023.
This man just told me he gets a monthly period and uses Tampax tampons. Hahaha that’s just a Wokeman/Wokemen defined as biological male who thinks declares presents or defines themselves as real “women”. Circa 2023 “woke” era.

Wokeman singular WokeMen plural

Godes and Wakeman 

It`s the worst relationship out there. No one would want this for anybody. It`s when your girl constantly cheats on you and the guy does not have control or even contact with her.
Kyle: Yo, do you hear about Ryan?
Alex: Yeah, didn`t he hooked up with Carly?
Kyle: Yeah dude, they`re gonna be a Godes and Wakeman.
Godes and Wakeman by Anghel January 17, 2017

wokewank 

Wokewank

The art of the leftie mainstream media and twatterarti on social media to fawn over any minor achievement by anyone remotely coloured while at the same time largely ignoring the more significant achievements of anyone British and white.
BBC News reporter

How wonderful that 22 year old Adeola Oyewole got a bronze medal in the Paralympic games in the poodle clipping event, this wonderful Nigerian immigrant beat all the odds to bring home a bronze from almost nowhere. The clipping of that poodle was second to none, even though she came third, and has really put Britain on the map at the Paralympics.

Several media clips, interviews, and fawning to follow

Finally in other news, The England Captain hit an unbeaten 250 at the Oval, back you Tasmin in the studio

Thanks for that lovely wokewank Emma, in other news........
wokewank by The Xmas Grinch September 16, 2021

wokewank 

Wokewank

The art of the leftie mainstream media and twatterarti on social media to fawn over any minor achievement by anyone remotely coloured while at the same time largely ignoring the more significant achievements of anyone British and white.
BBC News reporter - How wonderful that 22 year old Adeola Oyewole got a bronze medal in the Paralympic games in the poodle clipping event, this wonderful Nigerian immigrant beat all the odds to bring home a bronze from almost nowhere. The clipping of that poodle was second to none, even though she came third, and has really put Britain on the map at the Paralympics.Several media clips, interviews, and fawning to follow

Finally in other news, The England Captain hit an unbeaten 250 at the Oval, back you Tasmin in the studio.

Thanks for that wokewank Emily, great stuff, in other news................
wokewank by The Xmas Grinch October 5, 2021
The actual name Jesus Christ gave to half of the population (the non-males). So named because they bring woe to man.
Yo, that chick is a perfect example of a woeman. She brings woe to man.
woeman by Jugs Kumar April 21, 2010

Rick Wakeman 

To finger a girl furiously, as Rick Wakeman of Yes fingers his keyboards
"I totally Rick Wakemaned that girl last night"
Rick Wakeman by staul December 26, 2009
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