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When a franchise throws logic, lore, and decades of storytelling out the window to score social points. Basically a retcon with a woke paint job.
The Witcher suffers mild wokecon when secondary characters are spotlighted and some lore is rewritten to emphasize progressive beats over the original narrative.

Terminator: Dark Fate is wokecon — John Connor dies immediately, and a whole new savior replaces him, rewriting the franchise’s legacy.

Star Trek (Discovery / Strange New Worlds) - Spock’s canon is rewritten to give him an even more powerful half-sister, changing established family lore. Wokecon engaged.
Wokecon by Stormw007 October 30, 2025
Words you can keep

wokesona 

Fursona but woke (which is a good thing in case ur stupid and didn’t already know)
My fursona is a white cat, but my wokesona is a black cat who is also a lesbian
wokesona by EKimLipse November 8, 2023

Wokémon 

Emma (longingly): I need more enlightened spiritual people in my life :(
Brad (rolling his eyes): gotta catch 'em all!
Emma (annoyed): what?
Brad (explaining): ya know, college freshmen whose hearts are fuller than their heads, 'woke af' bros, woke'men. ...Wokémon!
Wokémon by Lykho April 2, 2019

Wokecord 

You can't escape Wokecord once you're in their circle. They follow you.
Wokecord by tigersharktax April 9, 2024

Wokecord 

Another name of Discord as it has become a hub for far left extremists and trolls in the name of it.
Discord has become Wokecord due to it's far left extremism.
Wokecord by tigersharktax April 9, 2024
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