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bitch-whinging 

A person who whinges incessantly in a bitch like fashion
Stu: "...and then she said, that I said, that she said that I said she was horrible...."
Holly: "Quit your bitch-whinging you boring fuck. Get me a beer!"
bitch-whinging by Pochunka October 22, 2009

winking boner 

When a girls wink at you is so cute/hot that it gives you a boner.
I got a winking boner as i was walking to my next class from my hot english teacher.
winking boner by dj lemon May 21, 2012

wonton winking 

A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.
Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!

- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
wonton winking by Deseka November 1, 2008

Whinging 

When your lips are moving and you're complaining about something.
Whinger: "she strapped me down on a bed, she stripped me naked, and put leeches on me."
Badass: "what are you whinging about?"
Whinging by Jillian_fae August 21, 2017

Asian Whining

When Asian kids at school complain about getting a 99 on a test that everyone else failed
Martin: (sees 99 on a BC Calculus Test) OMG UBER FAIL! My parents are gonna kill me! They might even take away my StarCraft!!!!!

Ruifan: (holds up 63) Okay, enough with the Asian whining. Believe it or not, 99 is a good grade.
Asian Whining by DirtySanchez999999 February 22, 2011

p*winking 

I suggestive sexual term referring to the art of touching one's self inappropriatly
I'm just going to be p*winking in my basement all weekend.
p*winking by dabreezey March 16, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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