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Woffman

A guy who chats bare beef to other kids is referred to as a woffman.
An insult to one who is known for chatting rumours and beef.
Oi blud, your dad’s such a woffman.
That woffman is gonna get battered.
by Stinkycheesytoes October 31, 2018
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Wolfman

Prior to engaging in sexual intercourse (predominantly homosexual), a male will rid himself of his entire pubic hair and keep it within reach during a sexual act. Once the male explodes hot sticky semen all over the face of his sexual partner, he will proceed to throw the remains of his pubic hair in the face of his sexual partner, shouting "WOLFMAN!!!!"
Is that a beard you're growing or did someone WOLFMAN!!! you?

My boyfriend and I had a hot Wolfman sesh last night, and I'm still coughing up hair.
by Wolf Man November 29, 2004
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wolfman pedo

1) to be unsuccessful in life. 2) a hairy creature inside of chatrooms that has alligator arms and mismatched/uneven legs.
dude, wolfman pedo got whored so bad today
by ArandomPersonFromTheInternet January 3, 2011
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wolfman

A term perceived as insulting by many werewolves, especially feminist werewolves. In addition to being associated with bad Hollywood stereotypes, the word "wolfman" is sexist as it neglects all female werewolves. In light of the recent movie starring Benicio del Toro, female werewolves have begun fervent protests against the blatant use of outdated terms.

Non-sexist terms which should be substituted for "wolfman" include:
-wolfperson
-wolfhuman
-wolfmyn (used by werewolves who espouse radical feminism)
-lycan
(Example One - From the Werewolf Declaration of Independence)
Document: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all wolfmen are created equal...
Female scholar: The use of "wolfman" in this document is archaic and demeaning toward female weres!

(Example Two - Conversation between a werewolf and her boyfriend.)
Feminist werewolf: Don't you understand how "wolfman" discriminates against the majority of werewolves, but how "wolfmyn" is inclusive?
Boyfriend: I do, but it's still a stupid misspelling.
by Wolfmyn For Equality February 3, 2010
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Wolfman a beer

Similar to shotgunning a beer, but instead of cutting a hole in the side of the can with a knife, one bites the side of the can open
Bill: Dude, did he just wolfman a beer?
Ted: Yep, he wolfmanned that thing!
by Big Jewish Adam October 28, 2010
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wolfman

1: big hairy guy who owns a crazy beast-dog and is really a big softy under all that fur - unless you eat his scooby-snacks...2: aaawooooo!!!!grrrowlf!!!
oh shit! dont mess with that guy - he's a wolfman!
by geroscifi69 May 19, 2010
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wolfman

V. When in the act of sexual intercourse you pull out and ejaculate on the girls face and then you throw your pubic hair (that you previously trimmed and have on your night stand) on her face and yell WOLFMAN
Do you wolfman on the first date?
by P_WAGS/J-Kob November 25, 2009
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