woeful
an expression of sad tidings or events.
woeful by tara banana May 27, 2004
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Woeful
Said when something bad, or unfunny happens. Different tones are used for different scenarios
*Psychopathic Woeful*
Shouted at the top of someone's voice until veins start appearing on forehead, used after something so bad it's beyond belief.
*Low tone Woeful*
Goes very deep, and said slowly, usually when something boring or pointless is about to happen.
*Mark Lawrenson Woeful*
Type in "Pluck That Tash" on Google and play the game to find out the sound, used after poor football or sporting skills are shown.
*Normal Woeful*
*Psychopathic Woeful*
Shouted at the top of someone's voice until veins start appearing on forehead, used after something so bad it's beyond belief.
*Low tone Woeful*
Goes very deep, and said slowly, usually when something boring or pointless is about to happen.
*Mark Lawrenson Woeful*
Type in "Pluck That Tash" on Google and play the game to find out the sound, used after poor football or sporting skills are shown.
*Normal Woeful*
Gay Person: Oh my! You're the filling of an Idiot Sandwich! *Chuckle*
Normal Person: *Psychopathic Woeful*
Gay Person: (Explaining the lesson ahead in double Electronics)
Normal Person: *Low Tone Woeful*
Gay Person: (Trips over trying to do a Maradona style turn in a football game)
Normal Person: *Mark Lawrenson Woeful*
Gay Person: Biology ain't that bad really.
Normal Person: (Pauses and Stares) *Normal Woeful*
Normal Person: *Psychopathic Woeful*
Gay Person: (Explaining the lesson ahead in double Electronics)
Normal Person: *Low Tone Woeful*
Gay Person: (Trips over trying to do a Maradona style turn in a football game)
Normal Person: *Mark Lawrenson Woeful*
Gay Person: Biology ain't that bad really.
Normal Person: (Pauses and Stares) *Normal Woeful*
Woeful by Jon Elvins July 23, 2007
Related Words
woeful • woeful social • woefully • Wowfully • Woefality • Woefall • woefels • Woefuk • wokeful • WokefulWater
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