4 definitions by Jon Elvins

Said when something bad, or unfunny happens. Different tones are used for different scenarios

*Psychopathic Woeful*
Shouted at the top of someone's voice until veins start appearing on forehead, used after something so bad it's beyond belief.
*Low tone Woeful*
Goes very deep, and said slowly, usually when something boring or pointless is about to happen.
*Mark Lawrenson Woeful*
Type in "Pluck That Tash" on Google and play the game to find out the sound, used after poor football or sporting skills are shown.
*Normal Woeful*
Gay Person: Oh my! You're the filling of an Idiot Sandwich! *Chuckle*

Normal Person: *Psychopathic Woeful*

Gay Person: (Explaining the lesson ahead in double Electronics)

Normal Person: *Low Tone Woeful*

Gay Person: (Trips over trying to do a Maradona style turn in a football game)

Normal Person: *Mark Lawrenson Woeful*

Gay Person: Biology ain't that bad really.

Normal Person: (Pauses and Stares) *Normal Woeful*
by Jon Elvins June 22, 2007
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The build up of white crap around someones mouth when thirsty, in worst circumstances can be dryed up and stringing up and down someone's lips while talking.

A foul creation and completely pointless.
Cum infected person: Hi mate!

Normal Person: Dreadful Cum! Get rid of it!
by Jon Elvins June 22, 2007
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When something unfunny is remarked, or something beyond belief has happened.
Often used in football games for a poor effort at goal or a mistake, but the main use comes into play when someone remarks something extremely gay.
Gay person: I think we should have a sponsered 6 hour rendition of Barmy army.

Normal Person: Oh My God, that was absolutely dour!
by Jon Elvins March 9, 2007
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Very similar to Dour, used in the same circumstances: Gay remarks, bad mistake, bad joke or generally being an Arsehole.
Gay Person: Oh! I love Space!

Normal Person: Dire!
by Jon Elvins March 9, 2007
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