Wobblecock

Somebody that can't get an erection...

I wanted sex last nyt but he had a wobblecock!!!

by Belladonna Blue March 12, 2010

Wobblecock

A man who has a difficult time furthering the growth of his lil' johnson.

Ah, i want to sex lady's but I'm such a wobblecock.

by juspisexlover2 July 20, 2020

Wobblewacked

When a person is physically,spiritually, and mentally embarrassed.

The person is to the fullest extent flabbergasted by the action.

“Did you see his face?”
“Oh you sure wobblewacked him Jim!”

by PandaZushi February 3, 2022

Hobblecocker

Someone who rides too much dick and in result hobbles to get around.

Greg: That girl is hot, but she walks funny!
Darron: Yeah, she is, but she smashed the whole crew last week.
Greg: Daaammmnnn, what a hobblecocker.

by globalcumdumpster October 9, 2016

Gobblecockin

One who is... up to no good; sketchy; shady; a troublemaker; a theif

Them gobblecockin sons a bitches stole my toilet paper again!

by M.H.Kidd May 21, 2018

Nobblecock

Nobblecock: when one grabs the stem of the penis so hard that the bellend swells up and turns red like a balloon.

When i was in the shower i strangled my penis and the bellend went red, it looked like a nobblecock.

I love choking my girlfriend with my nobblecock.

I bet that kid has a dirty nobblecock.

by Nobblecock January 13, 2010

wobbleknockers

extra large breasts, especially ones that are hanging.

Woah, that girl needs to wear a better bra, her wobbleknockers are swinging!

by Almalphia September 27, 2010