Nobblecock 

Nobblecock: when one grabs the stem of the penis so hard that the bellend swells up and turns red like a balloon.

When i was in the shower i strangled my penis and the bellend went red, it looked like a nobblecock.

I love choking my girlfriend with my nobblecock.

I bet that kid has a dirty nobblecock.

Nobblecock by Nobblecock January 13, 2010

Hobblecocker 

Someone who rides too much dick and in result hobbles to get around.

Greg: That girl is hot, but she walks funny!
Darron: Yeah, she is, but she smashed the whole crew last week.
Greg: Daaammmnnn, what a hobblecocker.

Hobblecocker by globalcumdumpster October 9, 2016

Gobblecockin 

One who is... up to no good; sketchy; shady; a troublemaker; a theif

Them gobblecockin sons a bitches stole my toilet paper again!

Gobblecockin by M.H.Kidd May 21, 2018

hobblecock 

1. a penis with one testicle greatly smaller than the other

2. the sexual act of driving down a bumpy road with the man strapped tightly to the seat while the woman rides atop the mans cock; requiring much less effort than conventional sex due to the unpaved/ bumpy road

Jim and Susy were feeling lazy so they just wanted to hobblecock

hobblecock by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011

gobblecock

giving head to your boyfriend after thanksgiving dinner and making a sound like a turkey when coming up for air.

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gobblecock by xfixi8 January 26, 2010

nobblecopter 

The act of which two men (often times gay) smear the ritz cheese sandwich substance over one anothers body.

OMG did you see those 2 nobblecopters

nobblecopter by Trevor is French April 9, 2007

Gobblecock

(Noun) virtually sucking the cock of a person (like a celebrity) despite being treated badly or lied to just to be part of an "in crowd".

His rallies were filled with gobblecocks showering him with blind allegiance and praise.

Gobblecock by Terisaw March 11, 2017