Wizzah

Also spelt wizza, wiza, or wizah; a person from a cultural, religious, ethnic, and/or national background who uses their identity for personal gain.

"Fatima is always posting about her 'Arab heritage' but she's a wizzah. She doesn't care about real Arab issues, she just wants followers and likes."

by cunninglinguist666 October 28, 2024

wizzaculate

The act of attempting to wizz when you have a full tank of semen and instead of urine coming out of your penis the flow is interrupted by ejaculate.

After not getting any for a month, Tim went to urinate and was surprised to wizzaculate all over the ivory throne.

by FrancisFerdinand September 29, 2009

your a wizzard hary

You're a wizard Harry.

I'm a... WHAT?!

Harry, you're a wizard.

I'm a what?!

A wizard, Harry.

I'm a WIZARD?!

Yes Harry, you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry.

Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry!

No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!

NO! Harry, you are a wizard!

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Listen Harry, you are a wizard!

No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!

A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!

Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.

Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!

HARRY, you are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.

your a wizzard hary, im a what

by notsouratall June 2, 2020

wizzank

Rubbish, not very good, utter crap, formed from the Snoop way of adding 'izz' to words for no particular reason - was originally 'wank'

Hey Jim what do you think of my new car?

Not impressed mate, it's a pile of old wizzank

by Russ T Bitz October 22, 2008

whizzah jizzah

When you’ve held a piss so long that when you finally get to go it feels great and you get hard

“Bro I just took the best whizzah jizzah didn’t think he was going to go back down”

by chHAad February 14, 2021

Frank Wizza

Frank Wizza implies that one is speaking of the great rapper, Christopher "BiggieSmalls" Wallace. "Biggie" selected this allegory of being the "King of New York" (Popular film starring Laurence Fishburn and Christopher Walken. Walken's character,(Frank White) became the most powerful figure among Notorious, underworld, drug dealers. Ie., A force to be reckoned with.

"Frank Wizza...far from soft or fragilla...play hard like Reggie Miller....rapper slash dope dealer slash go rilla slash illest turned iller

by Abbottsford March 30, 2009

wizzak

scrotum

Distracted by a girl in the stands, Gil took his eye off the play and caught a line drive square in the wizzak.

by MrMOSCRU September 7, 2009