cunninglinguist666's definitions

balaka

Alternatively spelled balaca. When something is extremely fine and/or luxurious.

Guy 1: You see that guy's watch?
Guy 2: Yeah that shit was totally balaka.

by cunninglinguist666 January 22, 2024

Schmizler

One who engages in mischief.

"They call that shit you just did, Rob, schmizling. It's Yiddish or Polish or some shit for ticking your balls. You're a total schmizler."

by cunninglinguist666 March 20, 2024

Christian Fuck

Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.

"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"

by cunninglinguist666 August 5, 2023

Wizzah

Also spelt wizza, wiza, or wizah; a person from a cultural, religious, ethnic, and/or national background who uses their identity for personal gain.

"Fatima is always posting about her 'Arab heritage' but she's a wizzah. She doesn't care about real Arab issues, she just wants followers and likes."

by cunninglinguist666 October 28, 2024

offreff

When something is uncool, lame, or not in style.

"James, your Yeezys are offreff."
"Fuck you, Carl. Your whole outfit is offreff."

by cunninglinguist666 March 31, 2024

avant

Innovative, cool, interesting, or experimental. Taken from the French avant-garde artistic movement that specialized in experimental and innovative works of art.

"Jamal's got this new avant watch."

by cunninglinguist666 March 31, 2024

floink

To steal or snatch something from someone.

"Dude, Kumar floinked Rolex."

by cunninglinguist666 April 9, 2024