Definitions by cunninglinguist666

Russian promise

A promise which will never be honored.

Putin said Russia wouldn't invade Ukraine but that was a Russian promise.

Russian promise by cunninglinguist666 July 9, 2026

American promise

A promise that is never seriously considered to be honored or that has never been honored.

Samantha said she'd blow me if I did her term paper, but now she says she lied. Total American promise.

American promise by cunninglinguist666 July 9, 2026

Wizzah 

Also spelt wizza, wiza, or wizah; a person from a cultural, religious, ethnic, and/or national background who uses their identity for personal gain.

"Fatima is always posting about her 'Arab heritage' but she's a wizzah. She doesn't care about real Arab issues, she just wants followers and likes."

Wizzah by cunninglinguist666 October 28, 2024

floink

To steal or snatch something from someone.

"Dude, Kumar floinked Rolex."

floink by cunninglinguist666 April 9, 2024

avant 

Innovative, cool, interesting, or experimental. Taken from the French avant-garde artistic movement that specialized in experimental and innovative works of art.

"Jamal's got this new avant watch."

avant by cunninglinguist666 March 31, 2024

offreff 

When something is uncool, lame, or not in style.

"James, your Yeezys are offreff."
"Fuck you, Carl. Your whole outfit is offreff."

offreff by cunninglinguist666 March 31, 2024

Kaib 

Synonym for retard, stupid, idiot.

"Shut the fuck up, you Kaib."

Kaib by cunninglinguist666 March 20, 2024