Wiztch

If there was a transvestite in Harry Potter they would be called a Wiztch. Which is a witch and wizard combined.

If we were in Harry Potter I would say:
-Voldemort is such wiztch!
-Lady GaGa is a damn wiztch!
- "That damn wiztch is a bitch, she took my wand!"

Wiztch by team trifelin December 6, 2011

Wiztch

A trans wizard or witch.

I feel like a Wiztch

Wiztch by Themuffin0227 June 13, 2018

Blair Witching

The Act of Standing in a corner very eerily and creepily. Most commonly done in games like G-mod by a youtuber Mr.Sark.

Tom: "Hey jack, what's that girl doing in that corner ?"

Jack: "Oh she's Blair Witching"

Tom:" I wish she would stop, it's very unsettling."

Blair Witching by Blair Witching December 14, 2014

Witches Brew 

An activity in which participants deficate in the same toilet bowl without flushing. After a large accumulation of feces, and the scent becomes unbearable, you have achieved a witches brew. Originated at valley stream north.

John: Yo Nik I just took a shit.
Nik: Don’t flush that we’re gonna start an ill witches brew.

Witches Brew by John Tartamella June 23, 2018

how to spot a witch

A witch will have some or all of these. The more they have the more likely they are a witch. So watch out

1) A keen sense of smell
2) Large nostrils
3) Check them for moles

4) Big feet (size 8 or above)
5) Tall for a woman (5' 6" or taller)
6) Burpy

7) Dry wrinkled hands
8) Dry scratchy feet

9) Saggy breasts
10) Wears lots of animal print

11) Pointy nose

12) Skinny

Follow these simply rules of how to spot a witch 🧙 ♀️

how to spot a witch by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Toss a Coin to your Witcher 

A modern way of saying to give credit to/appreciate what someone does, even if it’s easier not to. Originated from Netflix’s series “The Witcher” in which the titular character spends most of his days killing monsters for the people he meets. He is commonly viewed as an emotionless monster himself, but a bard writes a song about him in which he sings, “toss a coin to your Witcher, o valley of plenty...toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend of humanity”.
Geralt of Rivia (the Witcher) is often seen and treated as an outcast, but he’s mostly just trying to help people, so toss him a coin.

“Jeez man, my mom’s been such a bitch lately.”
“How do you mean?”
“She’s so controlling, dude. She won’t even let me to to Todd’s party this weekend.”
“Dude, you know that’s because she’s trying to keep you out of trouble. Yeah she can be strict, but toss a coin to your Witcher, man. She’s tryin’ her best.

Toss a Coin to your Witcher by clayto97 January 19, 2020

Ditch the Witch and make the Switch 

Advice given to Swedish men who are unsure about their homosexuality by a much wiser leather man.

"Is that your girl, the one who burps all the time? Honestly, you should Ditch the Witch and make the Switch"

Ditch the Witch and make the Switch by tuck_frump February 22, 2020