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Witrospect

To look back on or contemplate on a past humorous situation and realize a more witty comment to have said.
When my wife asked me "Does this dress make me look fat?"
I said "No, honey."

In witrospect, I should have told her "No honey, the fat makes you look fat." To produce laughter amongst the guys.
Witrospect by [B]Saint June 9, 2008
Related Words
Wiwro Wieroo wigro wilroy Winrot WIWO wieronska wifro Wigrocrite Wigrosis
This is what inevitably happens to every computer running the Microsoft Windows family of operating systems. Once your computer has been running for a while, the registry and filesystem gets so full of useless junk from old programs and bloatware, that it slows the whole system down. After you've defragged a million times and cleaned up everything imaginable, you still can't get your computer back to the way it was when you first installed Windows. The only cure is to reinstall a fresh copy of the operating system. That will keep you going for at least another 3 months.
Man, my system is so winrotted, I can't do a damn thing with it.

My computer has winrot so bad, even Doom won't run on it!
Winrot by jsh139 November 29, 2006
"Wish I was laughing out loud."

To be used in those common cases during an online conversation when the only appropriate response is "lol," except for you aren't really laughing.
X: so
X: yeah
X: it was pretty funny
Z: wiwlol
Wiwlol by SkaraMog May 14, 2006
An afro that that is able to receive wireless internet signals.

"Hey, can you check my computer's connectivity with your wifro?"
"BEEP BEEP BOOP!"
"Very Good."
wifro by Calvin and Lindsey February 7, 2008
A phrase Karl Jacobs used during mcc hole in the wall.
Wimrod is basically nimrod except the joke is that the w stands for west.

Same goes with eimrod (east) and simrod (south) and nimrod (north).
"Watch out dream it's coming from Wimrod!"
wimrod by Ellolove. April 12, 2021
Honduran term to refer to a guy, boy, or kid. Usually used by the older people.
Eyy, wirro que estas haciendo?
-Hey, kid what are you doing?
Los wirros se fueron a la tienda.
-The guys went to the store.
Wirro by honduraslindo December 2, 2015