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What's In Front Of You Now?
a game played by texting someone a picture of whats in front of you with the above question forcing them to immediately take a picture of whatever is in front of them, no matter how embarrassing it may be, and sending it to you. it is considered cheating if the recipient of WIFOYN waits or turns to choose a better scene to text back.
text: WIFOYN with a pic
recieve a funny pic of what your friend is doing (ie:bubble bath with a rubber ducky and they are 28 years old)
WIFOYN by Kiki tha Great September 29, 2011
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wifeopath 

A woman who has transformed from the sweet, lovely, kind, understanding person the husband thought she was on the wedding day, to a cold, calculating, heartless, selfish harpie after a long or short period of marriage.

A latent female psychopath, that is only discovered to be one after a a period of marriage.
Helmut: What happened last night? You left in a hurry.
Didier: Sorry 'bout that. The wife had had a bottle of wine before we came out, and decided that 10.50 on a Friday night was a perfect time to tell me, completely out of the blue, that she she was not happy, and wants to live on her own.
Helmut: Thats rough.
Didier: Yes it is. When we got home, she shouted at me for half an hour because the barmaid was female, and threw a lightbulb at my head.
Helmut: She sounds like a wifeopath!
wifeopath by hubopath May 22, 2006
In gaming, it's any kind of game or subgame, especially a psychological one, in which a player is given a set of apparently equal choices where one or more is completely wrong. In such games one often may try to use what he knows of his opponent to make a better choice, but this often leads to recursive reasoning, as anything that one player could think of is something another player could think of, in the form of "But that's just what he wants me to think, so I'll do the opposite…but maybe that's what he want's me to think…so I'll not do the opposite…but maybe that's what he want's me to think…etc, etc.". Such games are basically random, and therefore should be carefully considered before they are engaged in.
"All right: where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead."

"But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy's?"
"All right: where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead."

"But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy's?"

-The Princess Bride

So begins the game of wine in front of me, or WIFOM.
WIFOM by hohum November 2, 2008

Witrospect

To look back on or contemplate on a past humorous situation and realize a more witty comment to have said.
When my wife asked me "Does this dress make me look fat?"
I said "No, honey."

In witrospect, I should have told her "No honey, the fat makes you look fat." To produce laughter amongst the guys.
Witrospect by [B]Saint June 9, 2008
This is what inevitably happens to every computer running the Microsoft Windows family of operating systems. Once your computer has been running for a while, the registry and filesystem gets so full of useless junk from old programs and bloatware, that it slows the whole system down. After you've defragged a million times and cleaned up everything imaginable, you still can't get your computer back to the way it was when you first installed Windows. The only cure is to reinstall a fresh copy of the operating system. That will keep you going for at least another 3 months.
Man, my system is so winrotted, I can't do a damn thing with it.

My computer has winrot so bad, even Doom won't run on it!
Winrot by jsh139 November 29, 2006
A rounded, thick, tightly curled hair style found upon a white man's head.
Yo` Ryan you need a haircut! You're rockin` the mad wafro dog!
Wafro by Trigger.k February 9, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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