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counter-witticism
A witty comeback to a dark humored joke directed at someone. Also, answering to a sarcastic question with equal amount of sarcasm.
Tom: Dude, a drunk could drive better than you
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism
counter-witticism by Jason Grimes December 29, 2005
Related Words
witticism • counter-witticism • dejawitticism • witicism • Witticist • twitticism • Mitticism • Titticism • Winficism • wittishism
deja-witticism
To use a word or phrase twice in a non-consecutive, unrelated conversation, in a joking manner. Such as the use by comedians during a stand-up routine.
Comedian: Your momma is so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
....later in the routine.
Comedian: so, I went out with a good looking blonde MILF the other night... yea, didn't go real well... went to the movies then asked if she wanted to go to Taco Bell, she asked me why I wanted to visit the phone company.
....later in the routine.
Comedian: so, I went out with a good looking blonde MILF the other night... yea, didn't go real well... went to the movies then asked if she wanted to go to Taco Bell, she asked me why I wanted to visit the phone company.
deja-witticism by Colonel Flagg May 9, 2005
Witticist
A person who injects witticisms into a conversation. Usually speaks in an English accent, and his witty remarks are often met with generous "Oh hoh hoh"s.
The witticist can only be defeated by ignoring his clever remarks, which will frustrate him greatly. However, if you attempt to engage a witticist head-on, you are sure to be out-witted by him.
The witticist can only be defeated by ignoring his clever remarks, which will frustrate him greatly. However, if you attempt to engage a witticist head-on, you are sure to be out-witted by him.
An example of a witticist in action:
Aspiring Writer: "I just defined a word on Urban Dictionary!"
Witticist: "Well, it's nice to see that you've finally been published."
Bystander: "Oh hoh hoh!"
Aspiring Writer: :/
Aspiring Writer: "I just defined a word on Urban Dictionary!"
Witticist: "Well, it's nice to see that you've finally been published."
Bystander: "Oh hoh hoh!"
Aspiring Writer: :/
Witticist by AbundantlyRedundant October 16, 2011
twitticism
Bill let loose with a string of twitticisms that proved he is a master of masturbatory thought, not an intellectual.
twitticism by deli-cut June 16, 2004
Winficism
the loosely based religion in which followers base their life, actions, and beliefs around the teachings of Oprah Gail Winfrey
"I watch Oprah religiously."
- Tammy, 39, Florida, US
"I have been a loyal practitioner of Winficism since I was 20 years old. It has changed my life for the better. Weiner?"
- Robert, 21, Ohio, US
- Tammy, 39, Florida, US
"I have been a loyal practitioner of Winficism since I was 20 years old. It has changed my life for the better. Weiner?"
- Robert, 21, Ohio, US
Winficism by Brendan Duell, Nick Heskett January 11, 2009
Mitticism
A response to a question that begins by appearing to answer the question and ends by explaining that the speaker doesn't want to answer that question, at least not now, though there will be a time for that later.
Energy Policy Mitticism: "I have a different approach I think, generally, to the role of government as it relates to energy, as well as other aspects of our economy. And it flows from a growing perspective I have throughout my life and, frankly, during this campaign about the power of individuals as opposed to government, individuals pursuing their interests and dreams. I know that we have members of the media here right now, so I’m not going to go through that in great detail."
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