Winficism

the loosely based religion in which followers base their life, actions, and beliefs around the teachings of Oprah Gail Winfrey

"I watch Oprah religiously."
- Tammy, 39, Florida, US
"I have been a loyal practitioner of Winficism since I was 20 years old. It has changed my life for the better. Weiner?"
- Robert, 21, Ohio, US

Winficism by Brendan Duell, Nick Heskett January 11, 2009

Winficist 

one who practices the loosely based religion known as Winficism

"As a loyal Winficist, I base all of my actions on the teachings of the all-mighty Oprah Gail Winfrey."
- Loyola, 81, Manchester, UK
"I have been a loyal practitioner of Winficism since I was 20 years old. It has changed my life for the better. Weiner?"
- Robert, 21, Ohio, US

Winficist by Brendan Duell, Nick Heskett January 11, 2009

counter-witticism 

A witty comeback to a dark humored joke directed at someone. Also, answering to a sarcastic question with equal amount of sarcasm.

Tom: Dude, a drunk could drive better than you
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism

counter-witticism by Jason Grimes December 29, 2005

deja-witticism 

To use a word or phrase twice in a non-consecutive, unrelated conversation, in a joking manner. Such as the use by comedians during a stand-up routine.

Comedian: Your momma is so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

....later in the routine.

Comedian: so, I went out with a good looking blonde MILF the other night... yea, didn't go real well... went to the movies then asked if she wanted to go to Taco Bell, she asked me why I wanted to visit the phone company.

deja-witticism by Colonel Flagg May 9, 2005

witticism 

A witty remark

"That MC was dropping witticisms like whoa."

witticism by JD May 31, 2003

witicism

A witty comeback that shows a certain flair for being quick on ones feet. The act of being witty

"It's huge" she said, referring to the surf, and I responded with a witicism by looking down at my zipper and turning slightly away, stating " is it showing, how embarrasing"

witicism by Chris Tollmeth April 18, 2004