witter 

British slang for talking nonsense at length. Often used with the word 'on' (as in 'wittering on') to suggest that the speaker has no particular point to make, they are just talking on and on, as if the talk has developed a momentum of its own that prevents it from ending. Probably used more in the North than the South, and used more often with regard to women than men. However, when used to to describe a man, there is a strong suggestion of weakness, or unmanliness.

Why were you on the phone for so long?

It was my mum, she was wittering on about how I never call her; and she wonders why....

witter by JG El Supremo January 11, 2018

Witter 

verb: to use Twitter.com to tell the world about your mundane life; tweet crap; over-using Twitter.

"Dat gal dem's tweeted 'bout her nail extension got mash up in the Waitrose checkout!"

"Cha, she does nuttin' but bare witter, truss."

Witter by 0ad February 15, 2010

witter 

short for "with her"

also see wittim

last night i fucked witter

witter by Claus May 22, 2006

witter (vb.) / witter on (vb.)

To ramble, usually about total shite (and usually drunkenly)

"I'm really sorry about wittering on the other night. We really should have gone for an espresso instead."

witter (vb.) / witter on (vb.) by Graham November 24, 2003

pacey witter 

Has BIG dick energy, that boy is fine. Oh got dam man do fine. Whooo

Pacey witter has BIG dick energy. Amen preach sis

pacey witter by Pacey witter is March 23, 2021

Rick Witter 

n. Rhyming Slang Shitter. From lead singer of York-based indie band Shed Seven meaning:

1. Toilet

2. Arse

Alternative: Gary Glitter

1. He had to get to the Rick Witter fast after that vindaloo.
2. I bet that Elton John takes it up the Rick Witter.

Rick Witter by Witter September 14, 2011

titty witter 

The forceful molestation of the left areola

Fuck me! John has been such a titty witter recently!

titty witter by PutterBeanut April 7, 2022