bung

Past tense of "bang"

Damn girl! I just bung my dick!!

by PutterBeanut January 20, 2023

titty witter

The forceful molestation of the left areola

Fuck me! John has been such a titty witter recently!

by PutterBeanut April 07, 2022

Hoe

Hoes are like tue end slices of bread. Everybody touches them but nobody wants them.

That bitch is a real hoe!

by PutterBeanut June 15, 2021

Fobangled

Deliciously accepting the resemblance of a Chick Fil A drive-thru.

Girl: I was just SO fobangled when I saw it!!
Guy: Bro come on already do you want the chicken sandwich or not?

by PutterBeanut September 19, 2022

Guzzle

The act of completely sucking a dong dry even after slobbering it up.

Babe! I told you not to guzzle me for TOO long! You know that shit hurts!

by PutterBeanut July 20, 2022

Befundled

The act of being so surprised that the penis gets erect but only 2 inches, this is extremely rare in young and older males

Wow! My teacher was befundled by my absence!

by PutterBeanut April 27, 2022

Demarquebious

An unusual citizen who resembles the late son of Johnny Sins but has an absurdly colossal bone in his pants

You're being a real Demarquebious right now!

by PutterBeanut April 08, 2022