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Definitions by PutterBeanut

Fobangled 

Deliciously accepting the resemblance of a Chick Fil A drive-thru.
Girl: I was just SO fobangled when I saw it!!
Guy: Bro come on already do you want the chicken sandwich or not?
Fobangled by PutterBeanut September 19, 2022
The act of completely sucking a dong dry even after slobbering it up.
Babe! I told you not to guzzle me for TOO long! You know that shit hurts!
Guzzle by PutterBeanut July 20, 2022

Befundled 

The act of being so surprised that the penis gets erect but only 2 inches, this is extremely rare in young and older males
Wow! My teacher was befundled by my absence!
Befundled by PutterBeanut April 27, 2022

Demarquebious 

An unusual citizen who resembles the late son of Johnny Sins but has an absurdly colossal bone in his pants
You're being a real Demarquebious right now!
Demarquebious by PutterBeanut April 8, 2022

titty witter 

Fuck me! John has been such a titty witter recently!
titty witter by PutterBeanut April 7, 2022

Girbulate 

The act of a baby bunny being forcefully penetrated by a 70-year-old man (uncircumcised) in a freezer
Dude! I can't BELIEVE how long it took me to girbulate your bunny.
Girbulate by PutterBeanut October 4, 2021