A person who is both woke and pious. They like to tell you how open they are but are quick to anger when you do not agree with them. They’re also oddly fascinated with the musical, Hamilton.
That wious jerk over there just started screaming at me when I told him I didn’t want to see Hamilton.
In Australia it means that you're in a lot of trouble, with no foreseeable way out.
"Oh man, I can't believe I lost my paperwork; that stuff took me hours and it needs to be in by tomorrow!"
"Sounds like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate."